I cant eat more than 1000Cals...

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  • Barbellgirl
    Barbellgirl Posts: 544 Member
    :laugh: :drinker:
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    Oh god I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw the title.... you got me lol
  • Barbellgirl
    Barbellgirl Posts: 544 Member
    Oh god I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw the title.... you got me lol

    He got me too. I came in to ***** about how I can't keep from going over my 2000 calorie a day goal. :laugh:
  • liftreadphilosophize
    liftreadphilosophize Posts: 180 Member
    Totally gross and totally awesome. Well played.
  • AnabolicKyle
    AnabolicKyle Posts: 489 Member
    Oh god I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw the title.... you got me lol


    You really want to roll your eyes see what i ate for breakfast today 0.0
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Oh god I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw the title.... you got me lol


    You really want to roll your eyes see what i ate for breakfast today 0.0

    Good thing that Monster drink was low carb.
  • Showcase_Brodown
    Showcase_Brodown Posts: 919 Member
    I have a hard time staying under 1000 calories in a sitting. But, why would I want to do that anyway?
  • AnabolicKyle
    AnabolicKyle Posts: 489 Member
    Oh god I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw the title.... you got me lol


    You really want to roll your eyes see what i ate for breakfast today 0.0

    Good thing that Monster drink was low carb.

    ;)
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member
    I came in here armed with my usual "eat more peanut butter" statement.

    Leaving now.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    sure, we all can
    but do you work it all off?
  • AnabolicKyle
    AnabolicKyle Posts: 489 Member
    sure, we all can
    but do you work it all off?

    i like to think so but i dont know...


    ill let you know in a few weeks, haha
  • ttippie2000
    ttippie2000 Posts: 412 Member
    I've got a similar problem, 'cept instead of 1k, I'm having trouble eating more than 5k calories.
  • AnabolicKyle
    AnabolicKyle Posts: 489 Member
    I've got a similar problem, 'cept instead of 1k, I'm having trouble eating more than 5k calories.

    personally 5k for me is no problem, i do that every now and then when iam suppose to be "dieting".


    but at least that is reasonable
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I came in here armed with my usual "eat more peanut butter" statement.

    Leaving now.

    I always tell people to eat ice cream- seriously how can you not just eat more ice cream.

    I have a hard time sticking with what I need- I'm around 1700/1800... it's brutal. And that's maintenance for me. <le sigh>
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Well played
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    I just came in here to talk about peanut butter and avocado. Carry on.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Well... that was something else. Many thoughts, I will try to list some.

    I was impressed by me eating 5k calories real fast, 24k is a whole new bowl game beyond my comprehension.

    I thought I had a strong stomach and can put down most foods regardless of texture/smell/etc, this dude is just WOW.

    Why was he doing that alone? I mean I'm not even sure what would go wrong, but that seem like an event that things would go wrong.

    He must've had the easiest poops for the next couple of days after that.

    The man is a living representation of his nickname "Beast".

    Finally, cheers for being the all time winner of the "All that is man" challenge.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Wait, that video is not yours Kyle is it? I assumed it was some random internet dude.
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    At first I thought it said 10,000 calories and I was like
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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    At first I thought it said 10,000 calories and I was like
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    You would need 5 times at least to reach 10k with that meal.
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    At first I thought it said 10,000 calories and I was like
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    You would need 5 times at least to reach 10k with that meal.

    Well it would help! Maybe just eat an entire cake?
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
    Oh good. Here I thought I was going to have to hold down some skinny chick and shove a muffin down her throat.

    ...Coated in peanut butter and nutella so that she would be unable to speak for a while.

    ... Again.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    in...oh wait its not real.....crap, you got me too...
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    in...oh wait its not real.....crap, you got me too...

    The video or this thread?
  • AnabolicKyle
    AnabolicKyle Posts: 489 Member
    Wait, that video is not yours Kyle is it? I assumed it was some random internet dude.

    Iam not that cool but he did a fact video about the aftermath of this challenge

    he said it just leaked from his *kitten* for 3 days. He threw away his computer chair, underwear, pants, wouldnt sleep in his bed & It would come out of his pores.


    EDIT

    video is real

    also he said he gagged himself after the video
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
    duh.gif
  • Snow3y
    Snow3y Posts: 1,412 Member
    was going to suggest op try some Mc Donalds for lunch and dinner to prove wrong
  • Siansonea
    Siansonea Posts: 917 Member
    This is a hilarious trope. Invariably it's someone who also can't lose weight, and yet they somehow ended up overweight in the first place...:huh:
  • StrangeUnicorn
    StrangeUnicorn Posts: 6
    anabolic kyle you are funny]
  • 2014myyear
    2014myyear Posts: 60 Member
    Sorry - but i dont get it.

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