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Drinking tea makes you a harlot!

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  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    Well I'm going to be a harlot alongside you.
  • Camera_BagintheUK
    Camera_BagintheUK Posts: 707 Member
    Just us by the look of it - I'll put the kettle on....
  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    If tea makes you a *kitten*, I'd hate to see what they think beer does to a woman...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    cant read the article, but I did start slutting it up as my tea consumption increased.
  • loselbs78
    loselbs78 Posts: 44
    I love tea! guess that makes me a man *kitten*.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Time to start hanging around Teavana rather than bars.
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    This explains so much.
  • reds_1
    reds_1 Posts: 59
    I'm all about the herbal tea. Does mango and strawberry mean I'm kinky?
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    As I'm drinking Pumpkin Spice tea hahaha
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 697 Member
    I guess I'm a man-*kitten*. Gasp!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I don't think it's the tea.

    Most likely the tea bagging.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    wonderful... now I have something to blame lol:drinker:
  • Sedna_51
    Sedna_51 Posts: 277 Member
    This explains why my shirts keep ripping open when I have my afternoon tea break. ROWR.

    What goes in harlot tea? Ripe berries? Rose hips? Dare I suggest, PASSION FLOWER?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I made my little niece a cup of tea yesterday.


    *kitten*.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Well.... Now I know,...
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I was under the impressions that harlots put too much 'D' in their mouths. Not too much 'T'
  • tkdgirlms
    tkdgirlms Posts: 73
    Drinking peppermint tea right now!
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I don't think it's the tea.

    Most likely the tea bagging.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    I was under the impressions that harlots put too much 'D' in their mouths. Not too much 'T'

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    A few years back I was on a flight across the country.

    The stewardess comes up with that little drink cart, leans over to me as I'm trying to look non-chalant while ogling her...

    She goes, "Sir, would you like a drink?"
    "Sure, what can I have?"
    "Well, you can have soda, TWA Coffee, or some TWA Tea."

    I was summarily banned from flying with them until they were merged out of existence.
  • Mandas13
    Mandas13 Posts: 66 Member
    WHAT?? They make Pumpkin Spice tea???? Where can I find that at???
  • l0l0p
    l0l0p Posts: 167 Member
    If tea makes you a *kitten*, I'd hate to see what they think beer does to a woman...




    Unimaginable!!!:noway: :laugh:
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