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Toilet Talk

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited February 5 in Chit-Chat
When sitting down on the crapper, do you pull your pants to your knees or all the way to your ankles?

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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    They come off, so I can turn around and sit backwards, you know, read a book or something.
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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I turn around too. That way I can rest my laptop on the top of the toilet. Work, porn, and poop all at once.
  • fullofquirks
    fullofquirks Posts: 182 Member
    They come off, so I can turn around and sit backwards, you know, read a book or something.

    WAIT, isn't the back of the toilet for building with Legos and stuff, that's why I sit turned around?
  • JustJennie13
    JustJennie13 Posts: 218
    I turn around too. That way I can rest my laptop on the top of the toilet. Work, porn, and poop all at once.

    A multi-tasking master
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    I turn around too. That way I can rest my laptop on the top of the toilet. Work, porn, and poop all at once.

    But you can't get a blumpkin that way! Close, but not close enough.
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  • skadoosh33
    skadoosh33 Posts: 353 Member
    Face whatever way you want. Just never do an upper decker at home.
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    "blumpkin" Am I going to have to google that?

    You may...but you might regret it.

    Unless you're a naughty naughty fellow :devil:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    "blumpkin" Am I going to have to google that?

    You may...but you might regret it.

    Unless you're a naughty naughty fellow :devil:
    Too late, googled it, wish I hadn't!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    "blumpkin" Am I going to have to google that?

    You may...but you might regret it.

    Unless you're a naughty naughty fellow :devil:

    I'm a saint. Perhaps you could send me a PM explaining it all. :wink:

    Would pictures be better? :devil:
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Anyone done an Upper Decker?

    What about anyone done an upper decker blumpkin?
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    Anyone done an Upper Decker?

    What about anyone done an upper decker blumpkin?

    Now THAT would be something to talk about!
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
    Ewww just had to google blumpkin!!! God, its bad enough being in the same house as my fella while he's in there let along being that close!!!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    They come off, so I can turn around and sit backwards, you know, read a book or something.

    best answer of the day
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Blumpkins FTW!
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Still afraid to google it
    I triple dog dare ya!
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  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Yep...wish I hadn't googled 'blumpkin' and 'upper decker' now.

    Best form of diet....now I don't want to eat anything all day. :noway:
  • IhScoutII
    IhScoutII Posts: 162 Member
    Neither...sport depends and than use the whirlpool at gym at the end of the day....
  • tinana_RN
    tinana_RN Posts: 541 Member
    I turn around too. That way I can rest my laptop on the top of the toilet. Work, porn, and poop all at once.


    Might as well get it all done at once. :drinker:
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