Best Pranks?

Myhaloslipped
Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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What are some of the best pranks you guys have ever pulled? There are some hilarious people on this site, so I am sure that you have some good ones. I like to prank my friend Eric by going on "Rate My Professor," pretending to be a horny freshman girl rambling on about how hot he is and how I am too shy to ever approach him about it. He is extremely straight laced and professional with a hidden wild side, so it drives him nuts! lol.

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  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    There was a guy at Uni who thought he had lost the key to his room once, but we got our hands on it. Every time he left his room, we would move something, very subtly, like a book, or slightly reposition a poster, or move his shoes, etc. Over time he eventually thought he was going crazy.
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    I once stuffed a tea bag in the shower head, ready for my other halfs morning shower.

    I also drew scared faces on a whole box of eggs once, knowing that he would be making an omelette in the morning.
  • anlu37
    anlu37 Posts: 100 Member
    I put notes on a bunch of cars, " Sorry, I bumped your car with mine. Call me for my insurance information. 555-5555" Had my friend's name and number on it.

    I also broke into my friend's car and took out all the seats.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Oh, also at Uni, we discovered that thing on your computer where you type something and the voice reads it out loud for you, so we called a friend under a blocked number and left him an official sounding 'automated' voicemail from the TV Licensing office stating that, as he had not purchased a TV license despite being warned (no one really did at Uni) he was now being charged a £1,000 fine, due in 28 days. If he didn't pay he was going to be faced with going to court."

    Absolutely sh@t his pants.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I put notes on a bunch of cars, " Sorry, I bumped your car with mine. Call me for my insurance information. 555-5555" Had my friend's name and number on it.

    I also broke into my friend's car and took out all the seats.

    Lol in college I would give out my best friend's name and number as my own when guys would hit on me in bars. It was funny that they would believe me, because she is from Ireland and has the most Irish-sounding first and last name ever. I am obviously a black girl. She would get so mad at me! This was before Facebook, MySpace and all of the social media available to stalkers these days, so it was funnier to me back then. I probably wouldn't do this now.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    At a party at a friend's place, he told the smokers they could light up in his basement. We went down for a smoke and he was doing one of those massive 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles on a big table. It was directly under a fluorescent light in a hung ceiling, so I took one piece of the puzzle and slipped it above the clear plastic of the light fixture. It was clearly visible when the light was on. All you had to do was look up. Well, he didn't look up for months, he figured the missing piece must have fallen on the floor.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    At work If someone leaves their computer unlocked.

    Do a printscn of their desk top.

    Delete all the icons on the desktop

    Change the wall paper to the picture of their fully icon'ed desktop.

    Laugh as they double-click the *kitten* out of their mouse!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Haha all of my friends know better than to leave the room with their Facebook page up while I am around. I like to get on my straight male friends' pages and change it to "interested in men." One of my friends didn't notice for a month until he received a message from some dude who wanted to meet up with him. lol.
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    Got a rubber monster that I stick in the toilet and when someone opens the lid the monster pops up and screams lol.
  • j0j0ba
    j0j0ba Posts: 66
    clingfilm over the toilets in collage

    my brothers kept pinching my chocolates etc. so i injected the soft centres with hot spices in vinegar muahaha

    one of my brothers used to bully me alot.. used army tactics and punishments on me, sooooo i used his toothbrush to clean the toilet every day for about a year. a bit of revenge going on with my pranks when i wasa teenager haha
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Let me try to lay down the picture for you.
    The NCO club (Non-Commissioned Officers) was located on Sheridan Kascern in Augsburg, GErmany.
    My apartment was about 1/2 miles away from the Kascern.
    Normally I would walk to the NCO club so that, if I had too much to drink, I could just walk home and not worry about my car.
    My car was a 1983 Mercury Lynx 2 door hatchback (just like the Ford Escort).
    So, on this night, I walked to the NCO club and a small group of us started to shoot pool.
    A little while later, another small group of friends walked in and had a really bad smile. I knew that they had done SOMETHING but, I had no idea what they might have done.
    After a while, I announce that I am going home to get my pool cue. I had not been drinking and I was shooting a pretty good game.
    This got even MORE laughs from my friends.
    I shrugged it off and walked home. I got my stick, got in my car, and drove back to the NCO club.
    I walk in and they all burst out in laughter.
    I asked what was so funny.
    Here is how the conversation went.
    Friend: "Dude.. how was the drive"
    Me: Um.. fine?"
    Friend: "You didn't smell that?"
    Me: "Smell what?"
    Friend: "I took a dump in your car!"
    Me: "When?"
    Friend: "When we first got here. You left it unlocked"
    Me: "I walked here man. When you got here, my car was at home."
    Friend: "Seriously?"
    Me: "Yeah. So, who's car did you crap in?"

    So, we all walk outside and, there is a FOUR door gray Escort. He points at it.
    I point at my car about five spaces away.
    We all went back inside and tried to act like nothing happened.

    So the "prank" was that my friend pooped in someones car.
  • IhScoutII
    IhScoutII Posts: 162 Member
    I always have fun with this one( stole this idea from a buddy) it works as, a prank or can be used if someone or some business piss you off. Post the persons vehicle for sale on Craigslist for cheap and list home and cell number, if you really want to get them add email address...but be prepared for payback:laugh:
  • j0j0ba
    j0j0ba Posts: 66
    hahaha class! prank gone wrong ^^^^^^ :laugh:
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    I love pranks, so there's been a lot. I've done the classics like saran wrap in the doorway, rubber band on the spray nozzle of the sink, icing someone in the shower, and turning the car radio up really loud when the car's off. But I've also done some pretty great ones.

    - Not totally unique, but I ate all the vanilla ice cream and replaced it with mashed potatoes. My dad didn't like that at all.

    - The volume on a friend's phone was broken, so she couldn't put it on silent. So we found a ring tone of Hitler yelling and then called her a bunch when she was in line at the bank. One of our friends was a teller, so she got it on video too.

    - There's a reoccurring one with my husband where I put the car into neutral when he's not paying attention at a stop light. It never gets old.

    - For Christmas one year, I gave my cousin a box of chocolates. I ate all the chocolates and replaced them with fake cockroaches. It was pretty great. There was a Home Depot giftcard at the bottom of the box though.

    - My favorite was when my whole family was up at the lake. I saw it online and thought it would be hilarious to put an air horn in the doorway so that it honked every time someone opened the door. It worked particularly well on my aunt.
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    I catfished somebody in college...... it was a revenge thing. I would never do anything like that now. But I have to admit, I got him good. I had him going for 6 months thinking he was talking online to some chick before I couldn't take it anymore and finally told him it was me. I'd done such a good job that he wouldn't believe it was really me at first. What could he have done to deserve such a prank? That's for another thread.....

    Anyway, the best part was that some time after I revealed myself to him, I met someone by chance that went to school with him, and together we decided that he'd go back to school and tell the original guy that he'd met this great girl named ______ (the name I gave the fake girl) just to confuse him even more. Apparently it worked.

    That was over a decade ago. Like I said, I'd never do that now. But if you asked me if I felt guilty for doing it back then, I'd probably say no.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    I had a friend that would ALWAYS leave the sunroof open on his car. One night some other friends and I stopped at a liquor store, bought a case of beer, a box of Twinkies, and the WHOLE stack of leftover newspapers. We then drove to his house at about 3 am, sat in the driveway (while drinking), and proceeded to fill his car with crumbled up newspaper. After the car was full to the roof, wen then took the Twinkies and stuffed them up under the door handles so he'd get an extra surprise when he opened the doors.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    These are awesome. Come on guys, give me some more!
  • lucan07
    lucan07 Posts: 509
    Best and worst was a dinner with friends one guy always checked lotto numbers whenever we were out, so we gave his number to our waiter on the quiet and told him to give them to the guy if he asked for the lotto results. All went to plan and when he got the numbers I was surprised to see no reaction, thats when it became the worst prank ever.

    After several minutes contemplating he stood up threw his keys to his wife and said "You can keep the house and the car, and I have been sleeping with your sister for six months!"

    Not quite what was expected!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My best prank? Right here! On MFP! I've portrayed myself as a biker and a tough guy for several years, when, in reality, I'm a 32 year old, unemployed, University of Phoenix student , taking classes on line and living in my parents' basement.

    Guess I showed you guys.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    The prank in this video is so mean but so freaking hilarious! I just wish I had thought of it myself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_YFwUJ2J8
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Best and worst was a dinner with friends one guy always checked lotto numbers whenever we were out, so we gave his number to our waiter on the quiet and told him to give them to the guy if he asked for the lotto results. All went to plan and when he got the numbers I was surprised to see no reaction, thats when it became the worst prank ever.

    After several minutes contemplating he stood up threw his keys to his wife and said "You can keep the house and the car, and I have been sleeping with your sister for six months!"

    Not quite what was expected!

    Wow. Just....wow.
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
    My boss once fired me on April Fools. Had me in tears before she finally let me in on the joke. I don't think I will ever get her back for that. lol

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