So a hot piece of meat just hit me in the chest

somerisagirlsname
somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
edited February 6 in Chit-Chat
My pepperoni fell off my pizza and onto my chest, and now I'm pretty sure it's blistering.

ow.

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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    This is why you shouldn't eat pizza naked.


    Kinda like cooking bacon naked. Everyone tries it once. ONCE. Never a second time.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I is disappoint.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    :grumble: :grumble:
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    This is why you shouldn't eat pizza naked.


    Kinda like cooking bacon naked. Everyone tries it once. ONCE. Never a second time.

    Apparently I shouldn't eat pizza in my work out clothes. Darn my heaving bosom.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I cook bacon naked all the time, 'cause I can't be arsed to put clothes on first thing in the morning.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    This is why you shouldn't eat pizza naked.


    Kinda like cooking bacon naked. Everyone tries it once. ONCE. Never a second time.
    I make mine in the oven. Then I can cook naked! :tongue:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Next time make sure to lotion up the chest, so the meat slides right thru and off
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member
    This is why you shouldn't eat pizza naked.


    Kinda like cooking bacon naked. Everyone tries it once. ONCE. Never a second time.

    Wrong. I always cook my bacon naked.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    I like to live my life on the edge so I always cook bacon naked :glasses:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Now I want bacon. :grumble:
  • Flab2Fab27
    Flab2Fab27 Posts: 461 Member
    This is why you shouldn't eat pizza naked.


    Kinda like cooking bacon naked. Everyone tries it once. ONCE. Never a second time.

    Laughing cause it's so true!! :laugh:
  • Flab2Fab27
    Flab2Fab27 Posts: 461 Member
    Next time make sure to lotion up the chest, so the meat slides right thru and off

    Hahaha
  • NoPainNoGAINZZ
    NoPainNoGAINZZ Posts: 97
    OP on that dreamer bulk for life.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Now I want bacon. :grumble:

    Bacon pizza sounds awesome!!!
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    OP on that dreamer bulk for life.

    Lol, you're cute. It was a tortilla pizza I made/weighed myself. It's about 500 cals.

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  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    I so thought this was something dirty. Disappointment abounds.
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    Dude... that's some hawt pizza. Kudos to your delivery guy. :drinker:
  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
    Next time make sure to lotion up the chest, so the meat slides right thru and off

    Lotion? Meat? Weren't we talking about cooking? :huh:
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    Now I want bacon. :grumble:

    sorry i sewed the seed ;)
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Dude... that's some hawt pizza. Kudos to your delivery guy. :drinker:

    I made it and commenced to eating it directly out of the oven...bad idea. :noway:
  • suuta
    suuta Posts: 24 Member
    Not a fan of pepperoni... last time i made pizza it was a garlic, shrimp and mushroom pizza on Naan bread with some Parmesan cheese and sliced shallots/green onions.

    I try to stay away from Mozzarella... I love cheese and i would eat WAY too much ^_^

    Put aloe on the burn. Best thing for it. Or some Neo/Polysporin with vitamin E.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    I thought you were talking about a different kind of meat, like a sausage.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Not a fan of pepperoni... last time i made pizza it was a garlic, shrimp and mushroom pizza on Naan bread with some Parmesan cheese and sliced shallots/green onions.

    I try to stay away from Mozzarella... I love cheese and i would eat WAY too much ^_^

    Put aloe on the burn. Best thing for it. Or some Neo/Polysporin with vitamin E.

    Not pizza. :angry:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Now I want bacon. :grumble:

    sorry i sewed the seed ;)
    You and your streaky bacon! :laugh:
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Not a fan of pepperoni... last time i made pizza it was a garlic, shrimp and mushroom pizza on Naan bread with some Parmesan cheese and sliced shallots/green onions.

    I try to stay away from Mozzarella... I love cheese and i would eat WAY too much ^_^

    Put aloe on the burn. Best thing for it. Or some Neo/Polysporin with vitamin E.

    Not pizza. :angry:

    Pizza snob! :tongue:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I thought you were talking about a different kind of meat, like a sausage.

    This is precisely why I was disappointed!
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    well i stepped on a piece of charcoal (in bare feet) while trying to cook pizza on my weber
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    ow best get some mustard on that
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
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