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      Not at all how else would I make some amazing friends if we didnt flirt :wink:
    • Posts: 395 Member
      Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 505 Member
      No, because no one ever flirts with me :(

      I never get to sit at the cool kids table :(
      face forward in your profile pic and you'll get non stop flirts ;)
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      face forward in your profile pic and you'll get non stop flirts ;)

      LOL pretty sure that would get me banned too!
    • Posts: 2,141 Member
      Hey, in a time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      Hey, in a time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.

      Oh snap, what a coincidence! I had butane in my veins.
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      Oh snap, what a coincidence! I had butane in my veins.

      So, I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs.
    • Posts: 325 Member
      I don't noe y but wenever I flirt wid the girls they call me pervert :/
    • Posts: 874 Member
      No, why do you think I log on every day :wink:
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      So, I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs.

      I spray paint my vegetables. Something something something something beefcake pantyhose.

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      I spray paint my vegetables. Something something something something beefcake pantyhose.

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      You guys make beautiful music together! Can I be invited to the wedding?? :love:
    • Posts: 37 Member
      Wait - there's flirting here on MFP? Wow I didn't know that! :laugh:
    • Posts: 33 Member
      I really don't get it. Do people do this on other sites? Like aren't there dating sites? Or like a bar with real penises and boobs?

      Definitely this.

      If flirting is your main objective then MFP isn't the place to be, but if it's a bit of flirting on the side hey knock yourself out, it's not goin to kill anyone
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
      Rolling into a whole new world of flirting...
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
      ...tada!

      Welcome, my minions.
    • Posts: 249
      Yes! Totally sick of it. It's like those candy grams that you could send to other students at school around valentines day. Everyone getting their candy grams delivered during class and getting all excited...and I never got one :( 'cept that one time I bought myself one to be delivered...just so I could get the chocolate. <shame>
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      Yes! Totally sick of it. It's like those candy grams that you could send to other students at school around valentines day. Everyone getting their candy grams delivered during class and getting all excited...and I never got one :( 'cept that one time I bought myself one to be delivered...just so I could get the chocolate. <shame>

      I didn't know candy grams was something other schools did. I thought it was just ours. And don't feel bad, I never got one either. Also, I never got to couple skate:sad:
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      I didn't know candy grams was something other schools did. I thought it was just ours. And don't feel bad, I never got one either. Also, I never got to couple skate:sad:

      I'll couples skate with you if you send me a candy gram.

      We can hold hands, reenact boogie nights, and sob while we eat our tiny piece of waxy chocolate. It'll be like prom all over again.
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      I'll couples skate with you if you send me a candy gram.

      Deal!! We can share the candy gram while we couple skate.
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      eye candies :love: :smile:
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      I didn't know candy grams was something other schools did. I thought it was just ours. And don't feel bad, I never got one either. Also, I never got to couple skate:sad:


      last time I sent out one of those I got laughed at. And dont feel bad never leaned to skate in the first place so you are awesome, all of you who can skate
    • Posts: 56
      In for the flirting!

      I was a candy gram receiver (not giver)... I was always too shy to put myself out there!

      I can skate, too!
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      In for the flirting!

      I was a candy gram receiver (not giver)... I was always too shy to put myself out there!

      I can skate, too!

      Geezus Braggy Mc. Braggster - rub it in some more about how you can skate and get candy grams sent to you.
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      Geezus Braggy Mc. Braggster - rub it in some more about how you can skate and get candy grams sent to you.

      I'm Canadian... We can all skate. I'm pretty sure it's a law here. We're also super nice, so we all send each other candy grams.

      Jealous, much? :tongue:
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      I'm Canadian... We can all skate. I'm pretty sure it's a law here. We're also super nice, so we all send each other candy grams.

      Jealous, much? :tongue:

      Oh, oh, now you're Canadian too?!?!? I can't take it. Next you'll be telling me little gnomes do your laundry and cleaning up and your pet unicorn poops tootsie pops.
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      You see the gnomes too?
    • Posts: 100 Member
      this is still going........
    • Posts: 2,401 Member
      this rolled? really??? undecided if in for round 2.
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      Oh, oh, now you're Canadian too?!?!? I can't take it. Next you'll be telling me little gnomes do your laundry and cleaning up and your pet unicorn poops tootsie pops.

      How'd you know about Sparkles, my pet unicorn?? Wait... You're from that stalking thread, aren't you???
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