A toaster is not a toaster.

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  • Nicolee_2014
    Nicolee_2014 Posts: 1,572 Member
    A toaster isn't a toaster if it doesn't have the crumpet feature
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    One is used to toast sandwich bread.

    The other is a pistol used to shoot projectiles.

    Another is a nice person who gives a toast during an occasion.

    The last is a Raggae DJ, who hypes a song.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
    One is used to toast sandwich bread.

    The other is a pistol used to shoot projectiles.

    Another is a nice person who gives a toast during an occasion.

    The last is a Raggae DJ, who hypes a song.

    I vote for this.
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    Bread = carbohydrates = devil

    Toast = more desirable form of bread = devil

    Toaster = carbohydrate devil maker = hell

    Therefore a toaster is not a toaster , agreed.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    iliketurtles

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This is my favorite...

    *pops corn*
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Toast should not be consumed unless there is cheese in the middle
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Toast should not be consumed unless there is cheese in the middle

    I challenge this train of thought with the trifecta + cinnamon:

    toast
    butter
    sugar

    cinnamon
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Toast should not be consumed unless there is cheese in the middle

    I challenge this train of thought with the trifecta + cinnamon:

    toast
    butter
    sugar

    cinnamon

    TOUCHE!!! I haven't had that in so long.... dang it all, now I must consume some!!!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Great, now I want toast.
  • AprilSchulte10
    AprilSchulte10 Posts: 95 Member
    The things I miss when Im sleeping...
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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    My toaster is an oven.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Argh! That actually makes me sad and now I don't ever want to eat bread again. Or toast it. :-(
  • LoudmouthLee
    LoudmouthLee Posts: 358 Member
    Mine is a creme brulee torch.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Mine is a creme brulee torch.

    Now I want creme brulee... thanks a lot!
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    We should all eat more like our paleo ancestors and toast our poptarts over an open flame.

    because cancer ...or something.

    In for poptarts

    poptarts... where?!?
  • MTBrob
    MTBrob Posts: 513 Member
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  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    I love toast with butter and jelly
    Or with peanut butter
    Or with cheese
    Or with cinnamon sugar
    Or with fried egg
    --or basically anything
    Toast is the most.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    But a "toaster-oven" IS a toaster and an oven and it's AWESOME!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    A door is not a door...
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    this kind of toaster?

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    No, this kind of toaster.

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    edit: stupid oversized pic...

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