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    Finish the sentence - Turkey bacon is.....

    Posts: 2,033 Member
    edited February 6 in Chit-Chat
    Turkey bacon is something that I eat regularly.

    I see pitchforks and torches in the distance.......it could get ugly.

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    • Posts: 4,064 Member
      .....delicious :love:
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
      ...to meat what Piratesfan21 is to manhood.

      :angry:
    • Posts: 964 Member
      The only kind I like :smile:
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.
    • Posts: 1,637 Member
      Yummy
    • Posts: 4,941 Member
      crap!

      If I'm going to eat bacon (which is very rarely)... I want pork dammit!
    • Posts: 3,189 Member
      A blasphemy, it's not bacon. :explode:
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      turkeyBacon.png

      VS

      BaconBacon.jpg
    • Posts: 85 Member
      fake bacon and should be deemed illegal :laugh: :explode: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,690 Member
      an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

      You took the words right out of my mouth :).
    • Posts: 384 Member
      ...an abomination.
    • Posts: 534 Member
      the best thing since bacon!!!!!


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    • Posts: 1,614 Member
      like expecting oral and settling for an old fashioned.
    • Posts: 931 Member
      ....only acceptable in this form:
      430_baconturkey.jpg
    • Posts: 200 Member
      yuck!:sick: buthey some people like it.. i prefer real bacon!!
    • Posts: 432 Member
      ...to meat what Piratesfan21 is to manhood.

      :angry:

      Oh my I just choked on my water! (picture Kelso from That 70s Show here, cause I don't do gifs) BURRRRRRN!!
    • Posts: 499 Member
      ....only acceptable in this form:
      430_baconturkey.jpg

      lmao. ^^^^this!!!
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      Turkey bacon is something that I eat regularly.

      I see pitchforks and torches in the distance.......it could get ugly.

      I'm with you, man. Unpopular opinion, but I like turkey bacon just as much as pork bacon. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CRUNCH.
    • Posts: 1,206 Member
      turkey bacon? da *kitten*? :noway:
    • Posts: 198 Member
      I love it! however, I am not a fan of American bacon. The bacon I grew up eating in NZ was more like Canadian bacon/ham and so I prefer that and turkey over crispy greasy fatty American pork bacon ;)
    • Posts: 1,492 Member
      ....by definition not bacon. End of story.
    • Posts: 432 Member
      If I am being perfectly honest with myself and the OP, I actually do like it better than bacon bacon. But, since I don't want to be a hypocrite, or a target . . .HOW DARE YOU MENTION TURKEY BACON WHEN PORK BACON IS THE ONLY BACON (grabs pitchfork).
    • Posts: 2,078 Member
      The "turkey" in "turkey bacon" operates in a limiting/altering manner in the same way that "faux" does when used in the descriptive phrase "faux fur coat".
    • Posts: 434 Member
      ...not quite turkey and not at all bacon :(
    • Posts: 479 Member
      WAS a go-to for me until I got a stomach bug and that is last thing I ate before ...ummmm..let's just say getting sick...now I can't look at it..bummer! :(
    • Posts: 3,930 Member
      ...not actually bacon, but still tasty.
    • Posts: 104 Member
      mmm I love it!!

      I've only had pork bacon 2-3 times this year. Turkey bacon every weekend! hehe yummy
    • Posts: 1,304 Member
      not that bad.
    • Posts: 357 Member
      ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

      edited to remove random word.
    • Posts: 1,118 Member
      Actually what I prefer over regular bacon.
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