Finish the sentence - Turkey bacon is.....

Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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Turkey bacon is something that I eat regularly.

I see pitchforks and torches in the distance.......it could get ugly.
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    .....delicious :love:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    ...to meat what Piratesfan21 is to manhood.

    :angry:
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    The only kind I like :smile:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    Yummy
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    crap!

    If I'm going to eat bacon (which is very rarely)... I want pork dammit!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    A blasphemy, it's not bacon. :explode:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    turkeyBacon.png

    VS

    BaconBacon.jpg
  • KayLasMack
    KayLasMack Posts: 85 Member
    fake bacon and should be deemed illegal :laugh: :explode: :laugh:
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

    You took the words right out of my mouth :).
  • love2lift_85
    love2lift_85 Posts: 356 Member
    ...an abomination.
  • rassha01
    rassha01 Posts: 534 Member
    the best thing since bacon!!!!!


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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    like expecting oral and settling for an old fashioned.
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    ....only acceptable in this form:
    430_baconturkey.jpg
  • Gettinfit242
    Gettinfit242 Posts: 200 Member
    yuck!:sick: buthey some people like it.. i prefer real bacon!!
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    ...to meat what Piratesfan21 is to manhood.

    :angry:

    Oh my I just choked on my water! (picture Kelso from That 70s Show here, cause I don't do gifs) BURRRRRRN!!
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    ....only acceptable in this form:
    430_baconturkey.jpg

    lmao. ^^^^this!!!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Turkey bacon is something that I eat regularly.

    I see pitchforks and torches in the distance.......it could get ugly.

    I'm with you, man. Unpopular opinion, but I like turkey bacon just as much as pork bacon. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CRUNCH.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    turkey bacon? da *kitten*? :noway:
  • zjpq
    zjpq Posts: 198 Member
    I love it! however, I am not a fan of American bacon. The bacon I grew up eating in NZ was more like Canadian bacon/ham and so I prefer that and turkey over crispy greasy fatty American pork bacon ;)
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    ....by definition not bacon. End of story.
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    If I am being perfectly honest with myself and the OP, I actually do like it better than bacon bacon. But, since I don't want to be a hypocrite, or a target . . .HOW DARE YOU MENTION TURKEY BACON WHEN PORK BACON IS THE ONLY BACON (grabs pitchfork).
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    The "turkey" in "turkey bacon" operates in a limiting/altering manner in the same way that "faux" does when used in the descriptive phrase "faux fur coat".
  • SlinkyAndHerAmazingBunsOfSteel
    SlinkyAndHerAmazingBunsOfSteel Posts: 434 Member
    ...not quite turkey and not at all bacon :(
  • loriq41
    loriq41 Posts: 479 Member
    WAS a go-to for me until I got a stomach bug and that is last thing I ate before ...ummmm..let's just say getting sick...now I can't look at it..bummer! :(
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    ...not actually bacon, but still tasty.
  • estey89
    estey89 Posts: 104 Member
    mmm I love it!!

    I've only had pork bacon 2-3 times this year. Turkey bacon every weekend! hehe yummy
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
    not that bad.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

    edited to remove random word.
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Actually what I prefer over regular bacon.

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