Finish the sentence - Turkey bacon is.....

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  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    A good idea if I could find it in a low sodium form.
  • marhattap
    marhattap Posts: 149 Member
    Agreed!!
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

    You took the words right out of my mouth :).
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
    a cruel mockery of real bacon.

    That said, I actually don't mind it.
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    Someone say Bacon.. EAT THE BACON!!!
  • bakemma
    bakemma Posts: 161 Member
    incredibly delicious and consistent, especially in comparison to icky pork bacon. lol :P
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    i like it. its quick to cook, and a nice little chunk of protein.

    I like real bacon too...just depends on what I'm cooking

    PS-I've developed a love for turkey pepperoni. I prefer it to the real stuff.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

    this
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Delicious. Period.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    a farce.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    An awesome substitute if you don't wanna eat piggies.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

    edited to remove random word.

    That is a low, low, low blow :huh:
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Disgusting! I would rather eat less of something else and eat the real thing than eat turkey bacon.
  • mkwongh
    mkwongh Posts: 279 Member
    love it. and will be having some tonight for dinner :)
  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
    .....better than no bacon at all. But not by much.
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    tastes like band-aids.
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    a waste of time. If I am having bacon, it better be the real deal. Give me some nitrate free uncured Sunday bacon any day of the week!
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    Yummy! We always had it instead of regular bacon growing up. I love it with cinnamon rolls. That was the Saturday morning meal after a sleepover.
  • cagseg
    cagseg Posts: 1
    nasty - but my teen thinks it's just wonderful
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    evil, and goes well with its master, Satan. Both will conflagrate if carried onto holy ground.
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Decent.
  • Crusader_82
    Crusader_82 Posts: 22
    …is a plot by terrorists to cause the ultimate collapse of the free world!
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    ...nasty and looks funky. I do like other "faux" turkey products, though.
  • samiyan05
    samiyan05 Posts: 115 Member
    NOT BACON!
  • ThatSoundsHard
    ThatSoundsHard Posts: 475 Member
    turkeyBacon.png

    VS

    BaconBacon.jpg


    QFT
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

    I was only going to say "an abomination," but this description drives the point home a bit better, I think.
  • Gettinfit242
    Gettinfit242 Posts: 200 Member
    ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

    edited to remove random word.

    HAHA totally agree...but hey im a bacon lover! and a potato lover at that!!
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    A lie!!
  • FaerieBert
    FaerieBert Posts: 9 Member
    ...an awful lie that is never going into my mouth. Seriously, I only eat it a couple times a month so it's going to be the real deal, Jack!
  • MissyI30
    MissyI30 Posts: 382 Member
    Not really bacon
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    ...almost the same in terms of calories as regular bacon so what's the point?

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