Finish the sentence - Turkey bacon is.....

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

    edited to remove random word.

    That is a low, low, low blow :huh:
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Disgusting! I would rather eat less of something else and eat the real thing than eat turkey bacon.
  • mkwongh
    mkwongh Posts: 279 Member
    love it. and will be having some tonight for dinner :)
  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
    .....better than no bacon at all. But not by much.
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    tastes like band-aids.
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    a waste of time. If I am having bacon, it better be the real deal. Give me some nitrate free uncured Sunday bacon any day of the week!
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    Yummy! We always had it instead of regular bacon growing up. I love it with cinnamon rolls. That was the Saturday morning meal after a sleepover.
  • cagseg
    cagseg Posts: 1
    nasty - but my teen thinks it's just wonderful
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    evil, and goes well with its master, Satan. Both will conflagrate if carried onto holy ground.
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Decent.
  • Crusader_82
    Crusader_82 Posts: 22
    …is a plot by terrorists to cause the ultimate collapse of the free world!
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    ...nasty and looks funky. I do like other "faux" turkey products, though.
  • samiyan05
    samiyan05 Posts: 115 Member
    NOT BACON!
  • ThatSoundsHard
    ThatSoundsHard Posts: 475 Member
    turkeyBacon.png

    VS

    BaconBacon.jpg


    QFT
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    an abomination of all that is holy and right in this world. It is a blasphemous mockery of all that is bacon, essentially by erroneously calling itself such a wonderful thing as bacon and shaming the mere mention of the word by its presence. Be gone with your turkey bacon you heathen, and go do crossfit to get big.

    I was only going to say "an abomination," but this description drives the point home a bit better, I think.
  • Gettinfit242
    Gettinfit242 Posts: 200 Member
    ... to bacon what cauliflower is to potatoes.

    edited to remove random word.

    HAHA totally agree...but hey im a bacon lover! and a potato lover at that!!
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    A lie!!
  • FaerieBert
    FaerieBert Posts: 9 Member
    ...an awful lie that is never going into my mouth. Seriously, I only eat it a couple times a month so it's going to be the real deal, Jack!
  • MissyI30
    MissyI30 Posts: 382 Member
    Not really bacon
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    ...almost the same in terms of calories as regular bacon so what's the point?

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