Halloween funny

Phoenix_Rising
Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Why did the skeleton leave the party early?

    He had no "body" to dance with...


    What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

    A trum "bone"


    Where does Dracula go when he visits New York?

    The "vampire" state building


    What style of music do Mummy's like?

    "Wrap" music


    Why do ghosts go to bars?

    For the "boo" ze


    Why don't ghosts perform in bands?

    They don't like to get "boo" ed


    What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

    A "neck" tarine


    What song does Dracula hate the most?

    "Sunshine on my shoulders"


    What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

    Frostbite
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    timely post. Halloween will soon be here.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    I was gonna claim someone hacked my account and posted this since I have no recollection of it... but then I saw the date stamp.

    Probably me.
    Even with those cheesy jokes.
    My kid was 3 back then.
    I'll blame the super cheese effect on that.

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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