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Dangerous Florida

VelvetMorning
VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
edited February 6 in Chit-Chat
So, we have caterpillars that inflict pain worse than child birth. We also have abundant cacti plants and the kids eat them and get the thorns stuck in their tongues and are rushed to nurse offices. We have alligators that show up on people's front porches out of nowhere, Lake Jesup, bears that get randomly stuck in trees once a month...

...continue!

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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    People that think they're vampires biting others and leaving them to bleed on the street XD
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    A mouse that charges an insane amount for you to visit his playground.
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    Crack head squirrels that taunt you into getting into a car accident.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    ... why would kids eat cacti?
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    ... why would kids eat cacti?

    There are purple fruits on it that are sold de-thorned (?) in stores that are really good.

    I mean, I won't lie. I ate them and got thorns stuck in my tongue.
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    110+ degree summers! Heat strokes!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Finger of god hurricanes
  • DrewMontoya
    DrewMontoya Posts: 77 Member
    Bath salts!
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    The black birds that crap on my car in the walmart parking lot or that have swooped in my car and stole the fries when I got them at McDonalds. Clearly they were telling me I didn't need them. LOL!
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    I don't like Florida.
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