Healthy Treats for Kids on Halloween

Granville_Cocteau
Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Not sure whether to make a candy run this Halloween for the trick-or-treaters. I'm thinking rather of spreading the MFP spirit and passing out egg-white finger sandwiches.
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  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    You're going to give them bread????

    Monster.
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    Not bread--toast is more exact.

    And it will be with egg whites, and maybe some arugula. I make this all the time for myself--it's delicious and healthy.

    Another option is to skip the egg whites, and just pass out toast.
  • Alicia_Monique
    Alicia_Monique Posts: 338 Member
    Can't believe you're giving these kids egg whites. That's an animal life.

    You are so sick.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
  • stealthq
    stealthq Posts: 4,298 Member
    Do you WANT your house to be egged and TP'd?

    Think about it.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    FEED THE FAT *kitten* KIDS CANDY
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    What are you doing with the egg yolks ?? Saving them for Sam Hain? Heathen!
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    The only acceptable eggs for Halloween are these:

    screme-egg-400x400.jpg
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    Of course, if you just pass out toast, that has sugar, and we all know bread is the devil. Have to rethink this.
  • Confuzzled4ever
    Confuzzled4ever Posts: 2,860 Member
    You should give out a letter too.. explaining your reasoning.. "dear kids, you're too fat for candy. Shame on your parents for letting you be kids and allowing you to trick or treat. I've also included a bucket, so when you become bulimic you don't vomit on my lawn. signed your loving neighbor."
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Bread....pffffffffffft....it'll just end up like this. Try again. Amateurs. You are NO MATCH for kids on halloween. Just give up.

    7936353-an-unhealthy-halloween-snack-a-candy-corn-and-bread-sandwich.jpg
  • explosivedonut
    explosivedonut Posts: 419 Member
    They are kids, it's Halloween, give them candy. I bought a couple bags of candy specifically to hand out for Halloween. Just because I eat healthy doesn't mean every kid has to suffer like I do. :sad:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I am putting rocks in their bags this year, they will not even know.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Just give them cash
  • momtotwokiddos
    momtotwokiddos Posts: 14 Member
    i don't want to be mean, but i would just turn off my light and not pass out candy. otherwise, there are popcorn balls or goldfish cracker in small Halloween pkgs, nuts, candy wont hurt! that's what kids expect on this one night a year! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! i'm not depriving myself nor anyone else...
  • micheleb15
    micheleb15 Posts: 1,418 Member
    I'd rather get a letter saying I was too fat for Halloween candy....
  • IamUndrCnstruction
    IamUndrCnstruction Posts: 691 Member
    pass out toothbrushes and then plan to move.
  • Yodifer
    Yodifer Posts: 87
    Didn't you see that commercial? Loser!
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    How about pretzels? It's an ok alternative and they come in cute little halloween bags too...
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Got to add too - most parents will just pitch sandwiches or home made stuff anyway, as you can never be sure what people put in there. It will also most likely get squished in the bucket by all the candy on top.
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    I've got it: Paleo Packs.

    Little Ziplocked bags of Paleo treats, like beef jerky and dried apricots and pork rinds.

    Time to fire up the Ron Popeil food dehydrator.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzbZ2RA4qQ

    How to ruin Halloween.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Don't be that person...no one likes that person.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :angry:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Tooth brushes, pencils, raisins and beef jerky.
  • Katla49
    Katla49 Posts: 10,385 Member
    Tooth brushes, pencils, raisins and beef jerky.

    These are good suggestions. Home made food will be thrown away by most parents unless they are personal friends. There have been bad things hidden in good food that wasn't sealed in years gone by. We wouldn't even let our kids accept apples from anybody we didn't know well.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Free, expired vit. C, protein powder, and pre-workout samples I found in a bin behind GNC.
  • MisterDerpington
    MisterDerpington Posts: 604 Member
    Don't be that guy.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I am going to give out my old cassette tapes to teach the children about historic technology. The best costume gets Nu Shooz - Poolside.
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    Tooth brushes, pencils, raisins and beef jerky.

    Lol....that's quite the "goodie bag."

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