Five foods to never eat!

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BerryH
BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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1. Platypus cheese
2. Dandruff
3. Vaseline
4. Moss
5. Anything found floating in a canal.

Think that covers it.

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  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    If it wasn't on Dr Oz, I'm not hearing such nonsense!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    I caught a delicious bass in a canal once.
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
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    So yellow snow is ok? Does it count as water?
  • jhalton
    jhalton Posts: 85
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    Moss with the right salad toppings and a light vinaigrette can be quite refreshing.
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
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    But platypus cheese is lovely!

    :frown:

    I'm also sure there are plenty of edible mosses out there.

    What you really shouldn't be eating is ear wax. Or vulcanised rubber.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    OK, moss is officially healthy and off the list.

    4. Shoe insoles
  • BeckyMBisMe
    BeckyMBisMe Posts: 215 Member
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    I can think of a few more:

    1. dingle-berries
    2. toe jam
    3. fingernails (& the dirt under them)
    4. boogers
    5. eye poop

    I'm feeling very body conscious at the moment.:blushing:

    (edited: because ear wax was already mentioned while I wasn't looking)
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
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    I have to add one.. ferret poo... I have ferrets and although it may look like brown toothpaste I wouldnt want to be chowing down on it! Just sayin!
  • BeckyMBisMe
    BeckyMBisMe Posts: 215 Member
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    I have to add one.. ferret poo... I have ferrets and although it may look like brown toothpaste I wouldnt want to be chowing down on it! Just sayin!

    :laugh: that reminds me of a funny story! several years ago hubby and I were hiking and he was gathering seed pods from various trees and and stuffing them in his jacket pockets. when we got back to the cabin he was examining them and realized some were actually dried squirrel poop. I thought I was going to die laughing!:laugh:
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Now, if any poo were to be easily mistaken for a tasty treat, it would be wombat poo. Which is cubic and looks like chocolate chews.

    wombatpoo_zpsd5b7c84a.jpg

    Yummy!
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
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    Now, if any poo were to be easily mistaken for a tasty treat, it would be wombat poo. Which is cubic and looks like chocolate chews.

    wombatpoo_zpsd5b7c84a.jpg

    Yummy!

    Ahhhh; appetizing :wink: :laugh:
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
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    I have to add one.. ferret poo... I have ferrets and although it may look like brown toothpaste I wouldnt want to be chowing down on it! Just sayin!

    :laugh: that reminds me of a funny story! several years ago hubby and I were hiking and he was gathering seed pods from various trees and and stuffing them in his jacket pockets. when we got back to the cabin he was examining them and realized some were actually dried squirrel poop. I thought I was going to die laughing!:laugh:

    hahahaha... awww bless him!! :laugh:
  • GemmieNoWobbles
    GemmieNoWobbles Posts: 398 Member
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    Now, if any poo were to be easily mistaken for a tasty treat, it would be wombat poo. Which is cubic and looks like chocolate chews.

    wombatpoo_zpsd5b7c84a.jpg

    Yummy!

    Is that a brown sugar coating??
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
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    1. Platypus cheese
    2. Dandruff
    3. Vaseline
    4. Moss
    5. Anything found floating in a canal.

    Think that covers it.

    All of these are served at China Buffet

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  • jemimasmum
    jemimasmum Posts: 249 Member
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    Now, if any poo were to be easily mistaken for a tasty treat, it would be wombat poo. Which is cubic and looks like chocolate chews.

    wombatpoo_zpsd5b7c84a.jpg

    Yummy!

    Is that a brown sugar coating??
    Confused...what kind of person has pictures of wombat poo?? I admit that it looks deceptively like chocolate fudge!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I can think of a few more:

    1. dingle-berries
    2. toe jam
    3. fingernails (& the dirt under them)
    4. boogers
    5. eye poop

    I'm feeling very body conscious at the moment.:blushing:

    (edited: because ear wax was already mentioned while I wasn't looking)

    Awwww... But my work commute is sooo long and I get so hungry! And I alway forget to bring my moss snacks.
    D@mn Dr. Oz!
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
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    Lmao!!!! Im sure ive eaten at least one of those in my lifetime
  • MDLNH
    MDLNH Posts: 587 Member
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    Anything wrapped in bacon is acceptable to eat :-)
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    1. Platypus cheese
    2. Dandruff
    3. Vaseline
    4. Moss
    5. Anything found floating in a canal.

    Think that covers it.

    All of these are served at China Buffet

    31233745.jpg


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  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,014 Member
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    Now, if any poo were to be easily mistaken for a tasty treat, it would be wombat poo. Which is cubic and looks like chocolate chews.

    wombatpoo_zpsd5b7c84a.jpg

    Yummy!

    Is that a brown sugar coating??
    Confused...what kind of person has pictures of wombat poo?? I admit that it looks deceptively like chocolate fudge!

    Myf freind Google has pictures of everything.

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