My husband can't be trusted either.

BusyRaeNOTBusty
BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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He keeps taking the full-sized candy bars out of the kids' buckets.:angry::grumble:

Also we have a ton of left over candy because after I had already bought $20 worth of ring pops and fun dip (awesome right?) he went and bought another $20 of fun size chocolate bars.

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  • Chain_Ring
    Chain_Ring Posts: 753 Member
    Ha ha :-)
  • IhScoutII
    IhScoutII Posts: 162 Member
    He's probably looking up full-sized candy bars online when your not home also:drinker:
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  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Send him to rehab or you'll lose him forever.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Your husband has better taste in candy.

    True dat.
  • garn3232
    garn3232 Posts: 39
    men will be men
  • raaraa17
    raaraa17 Posts: 1,225 Member
    Your husband has better taste in candy.

    I agree with Bill Murray
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Your husband has better taste in candy.

    True dat.

    LIES. Fun Dip is awesome.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    On a more positive note... evidently he likes them "Full-Size"
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    look, there's nothing wrong with buying all the candy, that's not the point here. Did he actually agree to not take the full sized candy bars? and why are you going through the candy looking to see if he did? :tongue:

    oh and don't forget to lock up the kids candy before you leave the house!!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    husband is on trial i would like to hear his side before i say any thing :flowerforyou:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    He keeps taking the full-sized candy bars out of the kids' buckets.:angry::grumble:

    Also we have a ton of left over candy because after I had already bought $20 worth of ring pops and fun dip (awesome right?) he went and bought another $20 of fun size chocolate bars.

    distract him with porn.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    He's probably looking up full-sized candy bars online when your not home also:drinker:

    Hehe! THIS!
  • Salty_Sauce
    Salty_Sauce Posts: 1,329 Member
    Your husband has better taste in candy.

    Caddy Shack is right !
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    honey....there's nothing wrong with a little love from a Butterfinger.....it can sweeten the deal and give Almond Joy.

    He was just being a Mr. Goodbar and trying to offer a Payday like no other...

    pull our your Whoppers, wiggle those Chicklets...stare lustfully at his Juicy Fruit and offer him the Milky Way....,

    you know you wanna....
  • QuincyChick
    QuincyChick Posts: 269 Member
    I think that a therapist is the best way to solve these candy related issues. Perhaps he has a candy addiction- it's a medical disease. Dr. Oz told me.
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    He's simply helping stimulate the economy. Fine man right there
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I trust everyone to eat more of the leftover candy than me....it's their fault for not advertising THE best decorated house in the neighborhood....





    SMH....maybe it was too scary
  • iNkedFiTmama
    iNkedFiTmama Posts: 277 Member
    hahaha
    Send him to rehab or you'll lose him forever.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I think that a therapist is the best way to solve these candy related issues. Perhaps he has a candy addiction- it's a medical disease. Dr. Oz told me.

    If ever I could believe someone had a candy addiction, it would be him.
  • garn3232
    garn3232 Posts: 39
    there may be hope if he hasn't partaken of the kit kat yet.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    :laugh:
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    I think you should go to a therapist who forbids you to do what you want. After all, you're adults who apparently can't be trusted with your fun dip and full sized bars. ;) Eventually one of you will cave and then you can petition for divorce. May the most passive aggressive win!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    He keeps taking the full-sized candy bars out of the kids' buckets.:angry::grumble:

    Also we have a ton of left over candy because after I had already bought $20 worth of ring pops and fun dip (awesome right?) he went and bought another $20 of fun size chocolate bars.

    distract him with porn.

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  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    He keeps taking the full-sized candy bars out of the kids' buckets.:angry::grumble:

    Also we have a ton of left over candy because after I had already bought $20 worth of ring pops and fun dip (awesome right?) he went and bought another $20 of fun size chocolate bars.

    distract him with porn.

    LOL
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    honey....there's nothing wrong with a little love from a Butterfinger.....it can sweeten the deal and give Almond Joy.

    He was just being a Mr. Goodbar and trying to offer a Payday like no other...

    pull our your Whoppers, wiggle those Chicklets...stare lustfully at his Juicy Fruit and offer him the Milky Way....,

    you know you wanna....

    Reported for candy porn
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Guessing cause your neighbors give better candy? I don't blame him for going to green pastures, maybe with your future husband you will give him better candy, maybe two candies at a time.

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