Anyone In Adult Entertainment?

Can't, my girlfriend doesn't share.

fixed it for ya

How come you have a hard time relating to people outside of the industry? Is it because you cant be honest with the vanilla world?

And most people aren't ok with talking about buttholes, squirting, etc in everyday conversation. Haha.

And this is what's wrong with the world.

End poverty, cure all diseases, and for the love of god can we please have a decent conversation about buttholes, squirting, etc, instead of weather, sports, blah blah blah.

Am I really asking all that much?

I take nude selfies to advertise boudoir services for my photography studio. I call it art.

I may be interested in your services please send me your selfies... I mean sample art... thanks.

LMFAO! all yes @ the Office Space Gif! haha

LMFAO! all yes @ the Office Space Gif! haha

FIFY

I mean, I send my snap chat friends pics of random things with my balls inconspicuously in the pic. Does that count? I consider myself the craft brewer of adult balls entertainment...I just haven't had my big break yet...I guess balls just aren't for everyone.

define "inconspicuously"

no seriously....

In•con•spic'u•ous•ly
adv.
Not readily noticeable.

Used in a sentence.

Alex was enjoying seeing the pic her friend sent her of a carved pumpkin until she noticed a ball sack inconspicuously draped over the top left side.

so what you are saying is you like to post your berries with your squash....

they can't be plums if they are inconspicuously placed.

No no no. See, that's where experience comes into play. Anyone can just take a pic of their balls and send it. The trick is misdirecting the eyes initially from the testies. With experience you'll learn the proper placement of balls in the picture. It has nothing to do with size, its all about placement. When you play on my level you will get a picture and be all like "wow, that's a cute ponyyyy..and balls in my face." You just need a good second or two with something else for the mind to focus on before it realizes its actually looking at a glorious man sacks.

I take nude selfies to advertise boudoir services for my photography studio. I call it art.

Huh?

She takes naked pictures of herself to advertise her naked/slightly naked picture-taking services for her studio where she takes these pictures. She calls it art, not adult entertainment.

That will be $9.99 for my services, please.

Winner, winner chicken dinner.

I mean, I send my snap chat friends pics of random things with my balls inconspicuously in the pic. Does that count? I consider myself the craft brewer of adult balls entertainment...I just haven't had my big break yet...I guess balls just aren't for everyone.

define "inconspicuously"

no seriously....

In•con•spic'u•ous•ly
adv.
Not readily noticeable.

Used in a sentence.

Alex was enjoying seeing the pic her friend sent her of a carved pumpkin until she noticed a ball sack inconspicuously draped over the top left side.

so what you are saying is you like to post your berries with your squash....

they can't be plums if they are inconspicuously placed.

No no no. See, that's where experience comes into play. Anyone can just take a pic of their balls and send it. The trick is misdirecting the eyes initially from the testies. With experience you'll learn the proper placement of balls in the picture. It has nothing to do with size, its all about placement. When you play on my level you will get a picture and be all like "wow, that's a cute ponyyyy..and balls in my face." You just need a good second or two with something else for the mind to focus on before it realizes its actually looking at a glorious man sacks.

O...M...G...I just lost it...I'm totally gonna try to get my husband to do this now...I have so many people I'm gonna send them to...

:drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I mean, I send my snap chat friends pics of random things with my balls inconspicuously in the pic. Does that count? I consider myself the craft brewer of adult balls entertainment...I just haven't had my big break yet...I guess balls just aren't for everyone.

Definitely not for this guy

:laugh:

I'm wondering just how much one needs to discuss squirting and buttholes. I mean there's only so much to say, no? I s'pose you could mix is up with squirting IN the *kitten*, but that's probably just another 10 minutes worth of discussion. :ohwell:

yep....its a living