How many shots would it take

A lot because I don't swing that way

for a woman?! like.. a dozen at least..

3

3

3-5

You are going to be walking funny tomorrow!!

Zero.
I think she's need to be drunk to date me, however.

Ok, then.
I've booked a restaurant for 20.00

2 cos I like a couple of shots anyway

10, but only because I love tequila more than anything in the world