This is major

I went to walmart out of sheer boredom tonight. I browsed the clearance racks like I always do when I have a bit of liquid money. I saw a cute pair of purple shorts on the rack. They had a few size 15 and a size 13. I chose the 15 as a goal pair of shorts, passed up the 13 since i figured it'd be way too small and too large of a goal/disappointing/depressing to try on once I got home.

Well, guess what, folks? I should have bought the 13. The 15 is loose on me. Six months ago, I could barely zip the 17 (THE LARGEST JUNIORS GO AT WALMART). Un....f--ing...believable!

**does major happy dance---the kind you have to go find a mosh pit for**