Do me baby ...

I actually attended one of Richard Simmons' aerobic classes in February for a breast cancer fundraiser. It was one of the weirdest experiences of my life, especially when he called all of the men to the front, had them all remove their shirts, and proceeded to grope them for the next hour. I don't think that kind of thing would have been tolerated had it been a straight guy asking a bunch of women to remove their tops before feeling them up...

Bedazzling is such a turn on.

QFT

you know you want to....

I bet he has a tight arsehole. Turn off the lights, duct tape his mouth, & it'll all feel the same.