Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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guests arrived, so she hastily0
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placed duct tape on her0
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eyes so she wouldn't have....0
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to see hideous Christmas sweaters0
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that were lurking in the0
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dark shadows, but behind the0
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unfolded laundry. Trepidly, she opened0
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the door on her left0
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had her worried that she0
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would fall off of the0
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the Empire State Building and..0
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and crash head first into the....0
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big oak tree that was.....0
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growing right out of the0
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mini-mart that was advertising0
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a sale on sugar bags0
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and tea tree oil with....0
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the roses so wildly free0
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So I took my pants0
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Out to a steak dinner0
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but then remembered I'm vegetarian0
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So I ate the carpet0
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and then I threw up0
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that's when my phone rang0
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and it was President Obama0
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congratulating me for winning the0
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Most preposterous award for using....0
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A cow bell as a0
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way to attract the mice0
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toward an elaborate trap that0
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