You're favorite t-shirt sayings

leslisa
leslisa Posts: 1,350 Member
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Looking for something to put on some middle school t-shirts for my pre-season track & field kids. I figure they're putting in 2.5 months more than the regular season kids, they should get something extra. (and considering 1/2 didn't show on Friday because they were so stiff, they should get something for making it through my training).
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  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    smile lifes good
  • leslisa
    leslisa Posts: 1,350 Member
    Since I didn't really get a response I went with "The body achieves what the mind believes". It barely won over "You are the biggest obstacle to your success. Train hard even when no one's watching."
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    I like pretty much all of these:

    www.cafepress.com/awesomefitnesstees
  • Caleb_Daniel
    Caleb_Daniel Posts: 32 Member
    "Running sucks." It was on a shirt at the Nike outlet.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Smile it confuses people.
  • BrotherBill913
    BrotherBill913 Posts: 662 Member
    I hear voices, and they don't like you.
  • TheresaTester
    TheresaTester Posts: 115 Member
    www.cafepress.com/awesomefitnesstees
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    Not many to choose from, but still great quotes!
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    My favourite training shirt slogan was "Beer - the breakfast of champions".

    All time favourite (as worn by a huge and scary looking Hells Angel) was "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians".
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    "A little bit stronger, and a little bit quicker than yesterday. What have you done lately?"

    or

    "Keep Calm, Track On"
  • Pinkee33
    Pinkee33 Posts: 769 Member
    My fav Tshirt of all time...

    "I suffer from PMS." Putting up with Men's ****!

    Yep! I wore it out!:bigsmile:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    Rehab is for quitters.
  • dcarr67
    dcarr67 Posts: 1,403
    Second place is the first loser!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "Open your mind
    Open your p*ssy"

    I really hope you just read the title, and not the OP
  • asianmonkie
    asianmonkie Posts: 264
    "Run like you stole something"
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  • blytonrocks
    blytonrocks Posts: 183 Member
    the angels have the phonebox
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  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    This was the saying on one of my team t-shirts in high school:

    "Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."
  • leslisa
    leslisa Posts: 1,350 Member
    This was the saying on one of my team t-shirts in high school:

    "Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."

    I like this one, too. Some of the others are great but not for my kids...
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
    "Open your mind
    Open your p*ssy"

    I really hope you just read the title, and not the OP

    lol, that might not go over so well
  • leslisa
    leslisa Posts: 1,350 Member
    "Open your mind
    Open your p*ssy"

    I really hope you just read the title, and not the OP

    lol, that might not go over so well

    Yeah, not going with this one (not even for my HS kids) - but thanks for the suggestions.
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    My husband made one that says "Soylent Green Is People" with a few little people dancing around in a circle. I love that one. He also made a Portal one with the cake and it repeats "The cake is a lie . . . ." all the way down. He made a lot of tees in class. But those particular ones are my favorites.
  • flywithgeorge
    flywithgeorge Posts: 62 Member
    How about "I know you can read this.... no excuses!"
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
    It's 2 birds sitting on a branch....and all is says is SWALLOWS
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    not a t-shirt but i had a key chain that said--looking for a fight try sticking your head up your *kitten* and fight for air
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    Let's eat Grampa!
    Let's eat, Grampa!

    commas save lives
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    There is a pot and kettle with a word balloon with the kettle saying, "what did you call me?"!
  • mikej1978
    mikej1978 Posts: 362 Member
    I shirt I had made thats says
    "I beat Anerexia"
  • leslisa
    leslisa Posts: 1,350 Member
    Wow! Interesting ideas but my middle school and high school kids can't wear a lot of these sayings at school. Thanks for the suggestions, though. If I get together an all adults running club maybe we'll do one =)

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