Negative Poop Happens

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
edited November 3 in Motivation and Support
I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?


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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    If you try really hard....it could be like lifting heavy. so actually you gain .3lbs of temporary poop muscle
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Your colon thanks you for the work out
  • pizzmor
    pizzmor Posts: 37
    Tapeworm?
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    you're retaining water for muscle repair from all the huffing and puffing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • CrusherKun
    CrusherKun Posts: 353 Member
    be sure to count those calories burned for your daily cardio and strength training.

    All kidding aside

    you likely are just leaning off the scale a little more to see the weight. My gut makes it hard to see my toes. Try it sometime....just for giggles. lean to far over the scale....it will slightly fluctuate.
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?


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  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    You are obviously gaining muscles
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...keep up the gains.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    You are obviously gaining muscles
    Agreed. And in... Just because I want this on my feed.
  • jmcreynolds91
    jmcreynolds91 Posts: 777 Member
    bump
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
    digital scales are ..IMO ....not accurate
  • ALH1981
    ALH1981 Posts: 538 Member
    love this thread. is this for real?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Work that sphincter!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    love this thread. is this for real?

    Yes this is very real unfortunately.
  • BrookeBQ
    BrookeBQ Posts: 163 Member
    I've had this happen too. Shows how inaccurate scales can be.
  • tiffnkailey
    tiffnkailey Posts: 150 Member
    I can't stop laughing.
  • octogirlpretty
    octogirlpretty Posts: 45
    that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...

    I've never heard that one before.. I'm so using that one :laugh:
    This is the best thread ever.
  • briandahawaiian
    briandahawaiian Posts: 112 Member
    I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?


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    Literally the funniest **** I have ever seen!!! LOL!
  • jennz81
    jennz81 Posts: 194 Member
    I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?


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    Rofl, love this pic!
  • cafeaulait7
    cafeaulait7 Posts: 2,459 Member
    I think it knocked you all off-kilter, lol!
  • JenniferLeeWatson
    JenniferLeeWatson Posts: 4 Member
    that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...keep up the gains.

    HaHaHa... Thank you so much for this... This had me laughing so hard, I must have burned a few calories.
  • crispsandwich
    crispsandwich Posts: 177 Member
    just cheered me up immensely, though am feeling your pain!
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Negative poop...:smile::happy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Gasp so funny!!
  • keeptehpeace
    keeptehpeace Posts: 189 Member
    oh the battle against negative poop is neverending :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I see what you did there. :laugh:
  • ktno1
    ktno1 Posts: 297 Member
    I was having an awful day and I'm now laughing too hard to possibly be upset.
  • arrseegee
    arrseegee Posts: 575 Member
    I always weigh twice, because sometimes I find that the scale sticks on my last weight (e.g. from the day before). But your case is just weird... perhaps you caused a huge splash that coated your clothes in 0.3lb of water without noticing
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
    SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Posts: 831 Member
    I hope nothing crawled up there, sounds like an Xfiles episode...
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Intense poops are like the strength training of the sphincter..which probably caused temporary water retention hence the weight gain. :tongue:
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Do you even lift bro?
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