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Negative Poop Happens

AZ_Gato
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I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?

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If you try really hard....it could be like lifting heavy. so actually you gain .3lbs of temporary poop muscle0
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Your colon thanks you for the work out0
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Tapeworm?0
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you're retaining water for muscle repair from all the huffing and puffing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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be sure to count those calories burned for your daily cardio and strength training.
All kidding aside
you likely are just leaning off the scale a little more to see the weight. My gut makes it hard to see my toes. Try it sometime....just for giggles. lean to far over the scale....it will slightly fluctuate.0 -
I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?0
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You are obviously gaining muscles0
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that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...keep up the gains.0
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You are obviously gaining muscles0
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bump0
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digital scales are ..IMO ....not accurate0
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love this thread. is this for real?0
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Work that sphincter!0
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love this thread. is this for real?
Yes this is very real unfortunately.0 -
I've had this happen too. Shows how inaccurate scales can be.0
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I can't stop laughing.0
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that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...
I've never heard that one before.. I'm so using that one :laugh:
This is the best thread ever.0 -
I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?
Literally the funniest **** I have ever seen!!! LOL!0 -
I don't weigh myself that often. When I do, I usually do it before and after my morning throne visit. I cannot wrap my mind around what happened next. One minute I'm weighing 231lbs and then after relieving myself (mind you a hefty huffing and puffing session), I then weighed myself again and wouldn't you know it...I was .3lbs heavier. What in the freak is that?
Rofl, love this pic!0 -
I think it knocked you all off-kilter, lol!0
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that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...keep up the gains.
HaHaHa... Thank you so much for this... This had me laughing so hard, I must have burned a few calories.0 -
just cheered me up immensely, though am feeling your pain!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Negative poop...
:happy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Gasp so funny!!
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oh the battle against negative poop is neverending :laugh:0
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I see what you did there. :laugh:0
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I was having an awful day and I'm now laughing too hard to possibly be upset.0
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I always weigh twice, because sometimes I find that the scale sticks on my last weight (e.g. from the day before). But your case is just weird... perhaps you caused a huge splash that coated your clothes in 0.3lb of water without noticing0
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I hope nothing crawled up there, sounds like an Xfiles episode...0
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Intense poops are like the strength training of the sphincter..which probably caused temporary water retention hence the weight gain.0
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Do you even lift bro?0
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