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    You're favorite t-shirt sayings

    Posts: 1,350 Member
    edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
    Looking for something to put on some middle school t-shirts for my pre-season track & field kids. I figure they're putting in 2.5 months more than the regular season kids, they should get something extra. (and considering 1/2 didn't show on Friday because they were so stiff, they should get something for making it through my training).

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    • Posts: 2,447 Member
      smile lifes good
    • Posts: 1,350 Member
      Since I didn't really get a response I went with "The body achieves what the mind believes". It barely won over "You are the biggest obstacle to your success. Train hard even when no one's watching."
    • Posts: 1,841 Member
      I like pretty much all of these:

      www.cafepress.com/awesomefitnesstees
    • Posts: 32 Member
      "Running sucks." It was on a shirt at the Nike outlet.
    • Posts: 3,347 Member
      Smile it confuses people.
    • Posts: 662 Member
      I hear voices, and they don't like you.
    • Posts: 115 Member
      www.cafepress.com/awesomefitnesstees
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      Not many to choose from, but still great quotes!
    • Posts: 19,809 Member
      My favourite training shirt slogan was "Beer - the breakfast of champions".

      All time favourite (as worn by a huge and scary looking Hells Angel) was "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians".
    • Posts: 506 Member
      "A little bit stronger, and a little bit quicker than yesterday. What have you done lately?"

      or

      "Keep Calm, Track On"
    • Posts: 769 Member
      My fav Tshirt of all time...

      "I suffer from PMS." Putting up with Men's ****!

      Yep! I wore it out!:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
    • Posts: 3,750 Member
      Rehab is for quitters.
    • Posts: 1,403
      Second place is the first loser!!
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      "Open your mind
      Open your p*ssy"

      I really hope you just read the title, and not the OP
    • Posts: 264
      "Run like you stole something"
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      the angels have the phonebox
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    • Posts: 326 Member
      This was the saying on one of my team t-shirts in high school:

      "Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."
    • Posts: 1,350 Member
      This was the saying on one of my team t-shirts in high school:

      "Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."

      I like this one, too. Some of the others are great but not for my kids...
    • Posts: 677 Member
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      I really hope you just read the title, and not the OP

      lol, that might not go over so well
    • Posts: 1,350 Member
      show previous quotes

      lol, that might not go over so well

      Yeah, not going with this one (not even for my HS kids) - but thanks for the suggestions.
    • Posts: 1,621 Member
      My husband made one that says "Soylent Green Is People" with a few little people dancing around in a circle. I love that one. He also made a Portal one with the cake and it repeats "The cake is a lie . . . ." all the way down. He made a lot of tees in class. But those particular ones are my favorites.
    • Posts: 62 Member
      How about "I know you can read this.... no excuses!"
    • Posts: 127
      It's 2 birds sitting on a branch....and all is says is SWALLOWS
    • Posts: 3,488 Member
      not a t-shirt but i had a key chain that said--looking for a fight try sticking your head up your *kitten* and fight for air
    • Posts: 599 Member
      Let's eat Grampa!
      Let's eat, Grampa!

      commas save lives
    • Posts: 599 Member
      There is a pot and kettle with a word balloon with the kettle saying, "what did you call me?"!
    • Posts: 362 Member
      I shirt I had made thats says
      "I beat Anerexia"
    • Posts: 1,350 Member
      Wow! Interesting ideas but my middle school and high school kids can't wear a lot of these sayings at school. Thanks for the suggestions, though. If I get together an all adults running club maybe we'll do one =)
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