Calling all geeks, klutzes, nincompoops & bad joke tellers

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mikeJ1983
mikeJ1983 Posts: 42
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So hopefully I've weeded out any vain members with the title who think they're the *kitten* or people who just want to collect friends & not interact.


Hi I'm Mike an A-grade Nincompoop, who may leave bad jokes, puns & geeky references in comments sections mixed in with motivational bits & hopefully kind advice.

If you want request me as a friend knock yourself out, more the merrier.

if your instant reaction is no way José, please leave the message 'hell no' below, it would be most helpful.

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  • TheFangsKittie
    TheFangsKittie Posts: 117 Member
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    Why was the peanut upset?..... because he was a salted :)


    I'm also doing an it degree. There's more where that came from..

    congrats on your loss
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Hmmm, not sure if I need a nincompoop friend, or if I would rather call you a dip**** :laugh:

    Would you really want an indecisive old lady on your friend list? I'm also more of a nerd than a geek, not really techie inclined, more book orientated... :ohwell:

    Catchy thread title :flowerforyou:

    Edited to add: you're doing great!
  • NeonHeartz444
    NeonHeartz444 Posts: 227
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    Is it bad that all of these apply to me? Gonna add you now.. :)
  • Qski
    Qski Posts: 246 Member
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    Have Reported for Duty :D
  • Veggimom6xx
    Veggimom6xx Posts: 1
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    Guilty of all the above. My kids tell me I'm lame too. I think they mean "fun-enhanced" tho. LOL
  • SquidVonBob
    SquidVonBob Posts: 290 Member
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    Reporting for dork duty!
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
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    Certified klutz checking in. Pardon me while I trip over something.:laugh:
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
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    I hate when I post a quote or movie reference and no one gets it - nothing but crickets... That's okay though, I still laugh at myself! I'm pretty much a dork - you should see me Zumba, no coordination whatsoever!

    Awesome loss so far - keep it up! (I mean keep the weight loss up, or going or keep the awesomeness up - anything else you keep up is a bonus I guess.) :)

    ETA: Oh & I'm a huge klutz too - bruises everywhere from running into stuff, I've broken so many toes from stubbing them on walls/table legs or kicking things accidentally!
  • mikeJ1983
    mikeJ1983 Posts: 42
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    Thanks for your comments & those who added me direct. A grateful nincompoop here.
  • IronPhyllida
    IronPhyllida Posts: 533 Member
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    So I'm a nincompoop? Like it!!
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
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    So two scientists walk into a bar. The first says"Can I get a H 2 O?", and drinks it down. The second says "Can I get a H 2 O too?", drinks it down, and dies.

    I'm *that* nerdy & bad joke telling. Gleben.

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  • IronPhyllida
    IronPhyllida Posts: 533 Member
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    So two scientists walk into a bar. The first says"Can I get a H 2 O?", and drinks it down. The second says "Can I get a H 2 O too?", drinks it down, and dies.

    I'm *that* nerdy & bad joke telling. Gleben.

    Professor-Frink-Attempts-Tic-Tac.gif
    Haha - although yes I had to google it 'cos i'm crap at science. :noway:
  • Mahihkan
    Mahihkan Posts: 162
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    Like the intro! :drinker:

    Well.. guess I fit ... not only that, I often slaughter/massacre my English since it's not my mother tongue! So it either ads to the fun or it's plain awkward! :laugh:
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    Sweet, I love legless dog jokes.

    What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
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    Hah, was about to send you a friends request then I noticed the user name!

    Obligatory bad joke:

    Q. What's big, grey and hurts if it falls on you?
    A. A Car Park.
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
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    Haha - although yes I had to google it 'cos i'm crap at science. :noway:

    So you learnt something? My work here is done!

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