MFP is NOT "Casual Encounters" on Craigslist!

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    M4M - Seeking someone strong and willing to casually be my "Punisher"

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    OMG is it physically painful to be that stylish? Or is it something that you get used to over time, like living next to a rendering plant?

    uhh... what?

    You look like Russell Brand and Jason Schwartzman got together to plan the perfect look, and after years of trial and error, they pulled you from a cloning vat and declared success.
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    Just sent PM with Pics, Big Boy.

    I thought you were calling me big boy. Receiving your message, it was self-referential. Thank you for sharing.
    ...and just like that, my day just got off to a hilarious start.
    +1 Tuesday just got better! haha
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I'm sick of sending you nudes. Ugh!
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    A/S/L?
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    M4M - Seeking someone strong and willing to casually be my "Punisher"

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    I'm dying lmaoooooo
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • princesswarrior1116
    princesswarrior1116 Posts: 58 Member
    Just sent PM with Pics, Big Boy.

    I thought you were calling me big boy. Receiving your message, it was self-referential. Thank you for sharing.




    LOL!! This really cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!:laugh:
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    OMG is it physically painful to be that stylish? Or is it something that you get used to over time, like living next to a rendering plant?

    uhh... what?

    You look like Russell Brand and Jason Schwartzman got together to plan the perfect look, and after years of trial and error, they pulled you from a cloning vat and declared success.

    are you having a bad day? or do you not know a joke when you see one?

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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'm sick of sending you nudes. Ugh!

    <~~~~ my inbox is that way
  • joeboland
    joeboland Posts: 205 Member
    It's not? What the hell did I lose these 60lbs for then?!
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
    You know... people make connections with other people all over the internet. Why do people act like this website should be different than any other?

    I was thinking the same thing.
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 477 Member
    Just sent PM with Pics, Big Boy.

    LOL...nice one!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    For sale: Slightly used 44 year old body. Good condition, best offer.

    Interested in trade or strictly cash value?

    Trade. The exchange of cash always gives me a dirty feeling.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    For sale: Slightly used 44 year old body. Good condition, best offer.

    Interested in trade or strictly cash value?

    Trade. The exchange of cash always gives me a dirty feeling.

    yea....usually seems like a setup :P
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    OMG is it physically painful to be that stylish? Or is it something that you get used to over time, like living next to a rendering plant?

    uhh... what?

    You look like Russell Brand and Jason Schwartzman got together to plan the perfect look, and after years of trial and error, they pulled you from a cloning vat and declared success.

    are you having a bad day? or do you not know a joke when you see one?

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    You may just be dealing with a straight up douche.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Okay, but is it "Close Encounters" then?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    stubby. I'm sorry Ididn't know we were supposed to add a cute nickname.

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