Negative Poop Happens

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  • JenniferLeeWatson
    JenniferLeeWatson Posts: 4 Member
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    that's all muscle when youre pinching the head off an anaconda you need the strength...keep up the gains.

    HaHaHa... Thank you so much for this... This had me laughing so hard, I must have burned a few calories.
  • crispsandwich
    crispsandwich Posts: 177 Member
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    just cheered me up immensely, though am feeling your pain!
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Negative poop...:smile::happy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Gasp so funny!!
  • keeptehpeace
    keeptehpeace Posts: 189 Member
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    oh the battle against negative poop is neverending :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I see what you did there. :laugh:
  • ktno1
    ktno1 Posts: 297 Member
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    I was having an awful day and I'm now laughing too hard to possibly be upset.
  • arrseegee
    arrseegee Posts: 575 Member
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    I always weigh twice, because sometimes I find that the scale sticks on my last weight (e.g. from the day before). But your case is just weird... perhaps you caused a huge splash that coated your clothes in 0.3lb of water without noticing
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
    SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Posts: 831 Member
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    I hope nothing crawled up there, sounds like an Xfiles episode...
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Intense poops are like the strength training of the sphincter..which probably caused temporary water retention hence the weight gain. :tongue:
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    Do you even lift bro?
  • eva512
    eva512 Posts: 92 Member
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    Had it happen, and I had a freakin fit:mad: :angry: :grumble: :noway: :blushing:
  • FromHereOnOut
    FromHereOnOut Posts: 3,237 Member
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    When you wake up, go straight from bed to the scale. Whatever the weight, if you weigh again after getting woke up, peeing, walking around (but not eating), you'll weigh more.

    When I was a crazy dieter who weighed myself a zillion times a day, I figured that out. Makes no sense, but I was always lighter the moment I woke up vs. 5 minutes later AFTER peeing.
  • fleetzz
    fleetzz Posts: 962 Member
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    All it shows is that you have a cheap scale.
  • danibu98
    danibu98 Posts: 281 Member
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    I hope the negative poop monster never comes to my house! Was it like an iceberg that rose up and reattached itself to your body?
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    my scale blows dude. I thought the last terd would have weighed a whole pound.....
  • SheridanLT
    SheridanLT Posts: 47 Member
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    Thanks for the morning laugh!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Delicate
    Delicate Posts: 625 Member
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    your poop made the graviational pull in your scales stronger.
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    just make sure you "log" your excerise...


    Eh.. Eh... no one.. /tap /tap this thing on??? :bigsmile::laugh:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    It's the poop thread that doesn't go away!

    Haha...you guys are welcome for the laugh..at my expense. : )

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