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1" for every 35lbs lost...

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
Dr. Oz says a man will gain 1" of penis length for every 35lbs lost.

Let's just say I used to be able to wear running shorts, but now that I've lost 64lbs...

I miss my running shorts.

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I wonder what Dr. Oz says about women for every 35lbs lost...ladies?
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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    (Pulls out measuring tape and drops pants)

    Well how about that...shoukd have taken progress pics.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    pics for proof?
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Let's see pics!! :p
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    I wish my boobs would go up a cup size for every 35 pounds lost...I'd be 2 pounds away from increasing 2 cup sizes.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Does he really honestly say that? :huh:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Let's see pics!! :p

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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Dr. Oz says a man will gain 1" of penis length for every 35lbs lost.

    Let's just say I used to be able to wear running shorts, but now that I've lost 64lbs...

    I miss my running shorts.

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    I wonder what Dr. Oz says about women for every 35lbs lost...ladies?

    This is why Dr. Oz is a cardiologist and not a Peen doc.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Maybe he means you can SEE an inch more of your penis with every 35 lbs of gut lost.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Let's see pics!! :p

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    Not 'quite' what I had in mind! ;)
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    Maybe he means you can SEE an inch more of your penis with every 35 lbs of gut lost.

    Yeep. And I think we loose 1" of boobs with every 35 lbs... ~blah~ =[
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    well....I've heard said for every 10 pounds I lost...my husband gained an inch....
    (and I've lost over 100 pounds...so - yeah....)
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Maybe he means you can SEE an inch more of your penis with every 35 lbs of gut lost.

    Yeep. And I think we loose 1" of boobs with every 35 lbs... ~blah~ =[

    Mine went from 44II ➡ 38DD and me thinks the count is less since the last measure.:sad:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Maybe he means you can SEE an inch more of your penis with every 35 lbs of gut lost.

    Yeep. And I think we loose 1" of boobs with every 35 lbs... ~blah~ =[

    I like it when boobs are on the loose. Oh noez, they escaped again!
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    -.- shhhhh my grammar is not so good eh? =D
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Let's look at it the other way: "For every 35lbs gained, your doink loses and inch". Wanna cure teenage boy obesity? Start teaching that *kitten* in HS Health Class.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Ok, sure. If that makes you fella's feel better. Ya, you feel an inch bigger.. Gosh men are so needy :sad:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Ok, sure. If that makes you fella's feel better. Ya, you feel an inch bigger.. Gosh men are so needy :sad:

    I now have these great legs and I can't even show them off in my running shorts. Damn right I'm needy.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Good thing my husbands never been fat, I don't think I could handle any more *ahem* gain on his part.
  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    That man is so full of ****.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Ok, sure. If that makes you fella's feel better. Ya, you feel an inch bigger.. Gosh men are so needy :sad:

    I now have these great legs and I can't even show them off in my running shorts. Damn right I'm needy.

    Post a pic and I'll let you know if you can wear them or not. :bigsmile: :devil:
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    Alrighty then. Is this the point where we are all supposed to ask for progress pictures?

    *Sniff sniff* I smell a set up. Just sayin'


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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    So those of us that need to gain weight...well...that's depressing. :cry:
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    LMFAO!!!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    When someone starts out their post "Dr. Oz says".......

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  • technobunny
    technobunny Posts: 131
    IBTL! because, penis.
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    Dr. Oz and the queen of butter Paula Deen...I smell conspiracy!
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    These make everything "look" bigger, too.


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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    IBTL! because, penis.

    I hope not, I can't afford a strike. This seriously was an NSV. Noooo...I don't want to get banned forever.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    According to Dr Oz then, I have to weigh -18 lbs if I want a six inch pecker.





    I gotta feeling I'm gonna get real hungry
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