Hookers on MFP????

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  • KingCharlesTheFat
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    I'm a medieval king but no hooker
  • summitrunner
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    So I'm trying to add friends because since coming back to MFP (ugh, I'm baaack!) all of my old friends have become inactive....so when doing a search I keep finding profiles of women with bare shoulders--and the picture cuts off obviously before any sort of shirt is seen. They've all got ONE picture too and no data filled out unless it's set to private or something. What's going on here?!?!? Or at tube tops really that much 'in' again and I'm just out of the loop?
    Anyways, if you're on often, and you're NOT a hooker...please feel free to ad me! I need motivation, and am great at dishing it out too!
    Wendy : )




    NO
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    It ain't no fun without the hookers :drinker:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Hookers are useless without blow...
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    It ain't no fun without the hookers :drinker:

    THIS!!
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
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    I see you have small female children. Please educate yourself on what slut shaming is so you can teach them to love their bodies and their sexuality.

    I was seriously hoping this was a rugby reference.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Hookers are useless without blow...

    Actually it's the opposite for me.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    I suddenly got the urge to go to Times Square. Anyone want to come with me?
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
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    kNOthnx
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    I fish and I hit a slight draw...
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    I fish and I hit a slight draw...

    Slut
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    :flowerforyou:
  • cad39too
    cad39too Posts: 874 Member
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    Seriously?!?!?:noway:

    You couldn't pay me for a FR !
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I am supportive.
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
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    LOL

    I want to go take a picture of my back if its that easy to be a slut. Here I thought you had to make yourself actually look good, go through the process of getting laid all day, smoke a little weed and then go make yourself look good again.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I thought hookers were supposed to be on crack. Is MFP the new crack? Did Bill Gates achieve his dream of that one day EVERYone would have a PC?
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    My shirt is off in my pic. I must be a manho!
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
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    Using your definition OP...

    My goal is to be a hooker.....and I proudly look forward to it!

    :bigsmile:


    Edited for spellcheck...check...check
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