How Long to Microwave a 12lb Frozen Turkey?

cmriverside · November 2013

omg...I have tears running down my face!!!!!! I needed a good laugh today:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

Seriously, don't nuke it, use the oven.

It is a microwave oven. They're over fifty years old I'm sure it's safe.

Didn't you read that Death Box thread??

That doctor said they'll kill you!!!!

DamePiglet · November 2013

In theory, you CAN, but when you do, bad things happen...

Jill_with_a_G · November 2013

In theory, you CAN, but when you do, bad things happen...

OMG, I'm dyin' here!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

feelin_gr_8 · November 2013

In for the happy clips

jenifr818 · November 2013

Tagging for the hilarious GIFs and pics

jay10587 · November 2013

About 2 weeks and 3 days.

kbolton322 · November 2013

Forget the Microwave, I will do mine safely in the deep fryer.

this is the best way to cook a turkey.. but without the fire...

ILiftHeavyAcrylics · November 2013

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/813515-i-threw-away-my-microwave-aka-death-box

feelin_gr_8 · November 2013

*Is disappointed this died*

keem88 · November 2013

anything that needs a long period of time in the microwave prolly isn't a good idea as microwaves aren't sposed to be long term cooking. take it out now and thaw it and you should be good for thanksgiving. or thaw it in water in the sink change the water every couple hours and it should be thawed in a few hours

lintino · November 2013

My husband often cooks a whole (10-12lbs) turkey in the microwave. He does thaw it first, uses a cooking bag and it takes about 90 minutes (no stuffing, do that in the regular oven). It is moist and excellent. It is not possible to brown the skin in the microwave but since we never eat the skin any way it doesn't matter.