Post a lie about the person above

Doesnt want to share my single bed with me.

Wow lol.

Is secretly a glittery vampire -gigglesnort-

Has a vestigial tail and webbed ankles.

Has a vestigial tail and webbed ankles.

uhhh it said post a lie

Heeheehee okay, how bout

Has breast implants.

Spit in my cat soup when s/he thought I wasn't looking

took me on a walk and didn't pick up after me!

Led a campaign to raise awareness for the water fluoridation conspiracy.

hates justin bieber

completely aware of what your post is about

Sir! If you are calling me out on not being aware of the delicate intricacies of the the water fluoridation conspiracy...

...you got me. I just googled a list of conspiracy theories and went with that one.

@sassypant: Has sassless pants, and isn't lovely. (That's 2 lies! I went above AND beyond!)

has ugly shades

Owns a twinkie factory powered by the lost souls of the abyss

Has webbed toes

Horrible legs

is drop dead ugly

Has 12 kids with 9 baby dads.

Won miss universe 2013

SHHHH that was a secret