i tried to pick up this chick at my gym

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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    she told me she has a BF already. feelsbatman. when will it be my turn

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  • vinzorelli
    vinzorelli Posts: 279
    Right in the feels dude. Know these feels too well.
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
    wow!!!!....I should rethink the working out at home thing.....if that's what's hanging out in the gyms these days....awesome abs, brah!!!!!
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Keep going man, Look for ones who are most receptive.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    You gotta find the chubster with the pretty face and train her until she's a 10. She'll be the mother of your childrens :glasses:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Awful...... :laugh:

    Awful?? Nope! Awfully funny - YES!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • kristen2713
    kristen2713 Posts: 253 Member
    wow!!!!....I should rethink the working out at home thing.....if that's what's hanging out in the gyms these days....awesome abs, brah!!!!!

    I second this....DAMN!
  • amastre
    amastre Posts: 176 Member
    This is how you pick a girl up at the gym.....

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    True story bro.
  • lindsaylove07
    lindsaylove07 Posts: 444 Member
    You gotta find the chubster with the pretty face and train her until she's a 10. She'll be the mother of your childrens :glasses:

    Hi, my name's Lindsay :)
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Stop trying too hard! Although, if you lived in a 50 mile radius of me I would probably spend most of my day scheming up ways to run into those abs....with my tongue....

    a girl after my own heart :laugh: :love: :laugh: :love: :laugh: :love:

    That's what I was thinking!

    Fishn be biting.

    I'm ok with that. :wink:
  • tesha_chandler
    tesha_chandler Posts: 378 Member
    This is the best topic I have read yet! lol The goalie thing is hilarious!!
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    aaaw :flowerforyou:
  • lisaanne1369
    lisaanne1369 Posts: 377 Member
    its no dating season ....from November till February 15th.
  • spartyhawk
    spartyhawk Posts: 136
    i know reading this i guess I am more respectful, I figure at the gym a woman wants to be able to do her workout then deal with a guy saying and starting conversation. But thats just me:smile:
  • JustYandy
    JustYandy Posts: 221 Member
    This is how you pick a girl up at the gym.....

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  • adnamalegna
    adnamalegna Posts: 203 Member
    Are you sure you weren't at a farm.. my gym has no chicks..




    aaaand which gym is this.. directions from texas, please. :laugh:
  • gscepi
    gscepi Posts: 34
    Haha funny
  • murmanatorv2
    murmanatorv2 Posts: 19
    a bf doesn't stop most ;)
  • gscepi
    gscepi Posts: 34
    she told me she has a BF already. feelsbatman. when will it be my turn
    . I wouldn't worry too much about about, you'll find one, don't girls love 12 packs? ;) oh but maybe don't try at the gym . I would think girls like most of us are really just there to workout like a lot of people. Remember, girls aren't visual creatures by nature the way guys are. Good luck!
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    i know reading this i guess I am more respectful, I figure at the gym a woman wants to be able to do her workout then deal with a guy saying and starting conversation. But thats just me:smile:
    How YOU doin'?
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
    You gotta find the chubster with the pretty face and train her until she's a 10. She'll be the mother of your childrens :glasses:

    And I'm right here!
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    i know reading this i guess I am more respectful, I figure at the gym a woman wants to be able to do her workout then deal with a guy saying and starting conversation. But thats just me:smile:

    That is how I feel at the gym. I don't really want any conversation or to be hit on....... however if you catch me going in or coming out, then feel free :bigsmile:
  • stylin
    stylin Posts: 54 Member
    You gotta find the chubster with the pretty face and train her until she's a 10. She'll be the mother of your childrens :glasses:

    And I'm right here!
    LOL. It doesn't work from my experience. (srs)
  • 722_christina_722
    722_christina_722 Posts: 325
    AND SHE SAID "PUT ME DOWN"

    I'm pretty sure that my 4 year old nephew told me that joke the other day!
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    ive had my eye on a few at my gym for months.......but i have still yet to even mutter a word to any of them....im a coward....congrats on your courage
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Was she that heavy? How much can you lift?
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    its no dating season ....from November till February 15th.

    LIES!!! :-)
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    find out what annoys her about her boyfriend and then make sure you do the opposite. she will eventually find you more appealing. (srs)
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    You gotta find the chubster with the pretty face and train her until she's a 10. She'll be the mother of your childrens :glasses:

    And I'm right here!
    LOL. It doesn't work from my experience. (srs)

    You're choosing the wrong ones!!!!
  • msaki75
    msaki75 Posts: 21
    i know reading this i guess I am more respectful, I figure at the gym a woman wants to be able to do her workout then deal with a guy saying and starting conversation. But thats just me:smile:

    That is how I feel at the gym. I don't really want any conversation or to be hit on....... however if you catch me going in or coming out, then feel free :bigsmile:

    The only girls worth approaching are the ones that are too into their workout to talk to you.

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