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FREE to good home:1 Procrastinating, mid aged, English woman

Madame_Goldbricker
Posts: 1,625 Member
Hi, I've been here for a while now. Just looking to add some lovely new folk to my FL as I've had to do a recent cull due to non participators. Although I'm definitely not a friend collector!
I'm as the title says a chronic procrastinator, but I do drag myself in for daily roll call. I don't judge if you log 0cals burnt a day, or 1,000,000cals (although I'd send you grapes after it lands you in hospital). I always take time out to read diaries & support/comment on how people are doing. Be warned I do tend to ramble slightly with my day to day life on my feed. However, I'm not a 50sec updater so I promise not to overwhelm you either.
So in a nut shell. If I sound anything like your cup of tea. Then feel free to add me. :drinker:
*You don't actually have to take me home with you. FL will be fine :bigsmile:
I'm as the title says a chronic procrastinator, but I do drag myself in for daily roll call. I don't judge if you log 0cals burnt a day, or 1,000,000cals (although I'd send you grapes after it lands you in hospital). I always take time out to read diaries & support/comment on how people are doing. Be warned I do tend to ramble slightly with my day to day life on my feed. However, I'm not a 50sec updater so I promise not to overwhelm you either.
So in a nut shell. If I sound anything like your cup of tea. Then feel free to add me. :drinker:
*You don't actually have to take me home with you. FL will be fine :bigsmile:
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Love the title. I am a "lady of a certain age", log on daily, and try not to be negatively judgmental. Feel free to add me if you would like.0
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Bump!0
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I love this post! I'm sending you a friend request. I actually joined MFP a year ago, but never really used it. But I'm back and I'm logging daily and determined to get healthy.0
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Your post is too funny... love it! I'll send a friend request. I'm active daily and have had great success w/ MFP after only 4 months. I am a friend who will encourage and comment on your day (if your diary is open), and I also appreciate friends who actually comment/encourage me as well! Feel free to add me;)0
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Well as a result of this thread. I am now the proud holder of some great new people added to my FL. I'm doing one last shameless bump for the day crowd. UK or otherwise I'm still up for a couple more new mates. if your interested! :bigsmile:0
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I'm in - sent you a friend request. I try to log in daily, but I'm not the best at commenting on everything my "friends" do!0
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Just as a heads up to all of you, she's worth a friend request as I've been a friend of hers on here for a bit
1. Is she kind = seems to be
2. Is she funny/supportive = yes
3. Does she fart in the bath = unknown0 -
3. Does she fart in the bath = unknown
LOL priceless!
Also, OP. I'll take it! Free middle aged English women who procastinate...well, if it's free, it's for me! :-)0 -
3. Does she fart in the bath = unknown
It's farting in the bed that's the real deal-breaker :bigsmile:
Anyway, I am also a chronic procrastinator feel free to join me in my procrastinating OP :laugh:0 -
Just as a heads up to all of you, she's worth a friend request as I've been a friend of hers on here for a bit
1. Is she kind = seems to be
2. Is she funny/supportive = yes
3. Does she fart in the bath = unknown
Yep, thanks for the more than glowing endorsement Mike lol!
If enquring minds want to know.. I'll fess up to 2 out of 3 but I'm not confirming which!
Also big thank you too JDavid for the timely bump. Who is also on my FL & a total star too!0 -
Im too a English lady of a certain age feel free to add
women dont fart that blow puffs of rainbows and glitter0 -
I am in if anyone thinks my profile fits!!!
Been here over a year, on every day, open diary, and love to have some laughs along the way.0
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