Reasons Not to Kiss and Tell After a Date

NathanFronk
NathanFronk Posts: 137 Member
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1. Aloof silence is the weapon and shield of royalty. Maintaining a dignified, quiet repose as you're stumbling out from the house in the early morning makes all the difference.

2. Your reputation proceeds you. You'll get lucky with that girl/guy you shouldn't otherwise have been able to get lucky with. This is because that girl/guy knew you'd keep the secret: i.e. better you than the hotter, more interesting choice that will blab.

3. Always keeping silent after a date means that If you DON"T get kissed, friends will assume you're merely being classy.

Feel free to add to this list.

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  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129
    By kiss, we mean sex right?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Because sodomy is still illegal in 10 states.

    even married...hmm....may have to do some law reading.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Because sodomy is still illegal in 10 states.

    I thought it was only 6 states

    Thanks, don't know what I'd do without mfp

    :flowerforyou:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    In for sodomy............................... . . . wait wut
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    If I keep quiet she will touch it again or the ball-gag hasn't been removed. whichever
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    anal is fun.

    illegal maybe but fun.
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    Come up to Canada my loves....

    it's legal here....as long as it's not an orgy....

    orgies on the other hand....may be a tad sketchy

    "Canadian law now permits anal sex by consenting parties above the age of 18, provided no more than two people are present."

    Just move to Van Nuys, CA. Theres usually more than 2 people present. You need the key grip and the boom operator at a minimum.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    I can think of a big one:

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