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    Reasons Not to Kiss and Tell After a Date

    Posts: 137 Member
    edited February 8 in Chit-Chat
    1. Aloof silence is the weapon and shield of royalty. Maintaining a dignified, quiet repose as you're stumbling out from the house in the early morning makes all the difference.

    2. Your reputation proceeds you. You'll get lucky with that girl/guy you shouldn't otherwise have been able to get lucky with. This is because that girl/guy knew you'd keep the secret: i.e. better you than the hotter, more interesting choice that will blab.

    3. Always keeping silent after a date means that If you DON"T get kissed, friends will assume you're merely being classy.

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    • Posts: 129
      By kiss, we mean sex right?
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      Because sodomy is still illegal in 10 states.

      even married...hmm....may have to do some law reading.
    • Posts: 1,651 Member
      Because sodomy is still illegal in 10 states.

      I thought it was only 6 states

      Thanks, don't know what I'd do without mfp

      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 2,466 Member
      In for sodomy............................... . . . wait wut
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      If I keep quiet she will touch it again or the ball-gag hasn't been removed. whichever
    • Posts: 486
      anal is fun.

      illegal maybe but fun.
    • Posts: 375 Member
      Come up to Canada my loves....

      it's legal here....as long as it's not an orgy....

      orgies on the other hand....may be a tad sketchy

      "Canadian law now permits anal sex by consenting parties above the age of 18, provided no more than two people are present."

      Just move to Van Nuys, CA. Theres usually more than 2 people present. You need the key grip and the boom operator at a minimum.
    • Posts: 895 Member
      I can think of a big one:

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