Halp! ...I can't trust my cat!

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill

Way #1: Your cat is breathing...

Cats are not to be trusted. Case in point:

What is this? Da humans are revolting?!

Mine has made it abundantly clear she cant be trusted turn your back for one second Blam! missing shrimp Blam! missing raw chicken. Then when I'm preparing meat she'll act extra cute and trick me into giving her a little piece of raw meat. She's a devious little demon.

Cats are not to be trusted. Case in point:

Yeah but its Ben and Jerrys so its kinda ok

It WAS on the floor going to waste.

Hmm my interpretation is that it's on the floor because of the cat.

Cat shoulda bitten that little motherfcker's face off.

Cat shoulda bitten that little motherfcker's face off.

That kid definitely earned the attack.

This cat looks so much like one of our calicos, Angelina... she's an angel:)

http://cat-bounce.com/


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