mystery of the day....

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moment_to_arise
moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
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so i went to feed my betta (his name is Germaine... any ARCHER fans?!? ) this morning, and he was.... gone. like... he isn't in the tank anymore... i checked the floor all around his tank and i don't see his body anywhere, i cleaned out all the decorations in the tank.... GONE. VANISHED. WTF?!?!?! how does this happen? and before you ask, no i do not own a cat. my only other pets are bunnies who are in a cage.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Aliens took him.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    He was raptured.
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
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    Do you live near any ninja's?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Two questions:


    1) Do you sleepwalk?


    2) Do you have an odd hankering for some malt vinegar and tartar sauce this morning?
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
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    do you sleep walk? perhaps you flushed him in your sleep.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
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    no i don't sleepwalk!!! i don't understand this!!! if he died, his little corpse would be at the bottom of the tank, if he jumped out, i would find his dried up body on the floor!!!!

    it MUST be aliens...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    no i don't sleepwalk!!! i don't understand this!!! if he died, his little corpse would be at the bottom of the tank, if he jumped out, i would find his dried up body on the floor!!!!

    it MUST be aliens...

    What did I say. I knew it was aliens.
  • flynpa
    flynpa Posts: 14 Member
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    If you don't have a cat, it is on the floor somewhere. I have seen them flop a long way from their bowl.
  • Loresbsp
    Loresbsp Posts: 8 Member
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    Glitch in the matrix!
  • linzchapates
    linzchapates Posts: 135
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    Black hole sucked him up
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
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    Glitch in the matrix!

    does that mean Neo is coming for me??? *swoon* keanuuuuuu
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
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    maybe he is hiding in his tank decorations.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
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    If you don't have a cat, it is on the floor somewhere. I have seen them flop a long way from their bowl.

    i checked the whole floor surrounding the tank. nada.
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
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    Glitch in the matrix!

    that comment really should have been presented as a animated gif.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
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    maybe he is hiding in his tank decorations.

    i took all the decorations out trying to find him!

    i swear i am going nuts.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    He jumped sorry to say...youll probably find some fishy bones. Those little bodies can hide in the weirdest spots.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    maybe he is hiding in his tank decorations.

    i took all the decorations out trying to find him!

    i swear i am going nuts.
    I found one of mine under the stove.
    Look there, perhaps. Around your television, places you'd think he could never get to.
  • ProgressNotPerfection32
    ProgressNotPerfection32 Posts: 1,155 Member
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    I would say aliens.

    Or a little fishy Jesus came down and resurrected him and took him to little fishy heaven because he is the fishy messiah?

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