Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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the conga drums off in0
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that direction that im heading0
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which turned out to be0
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i have no damn clue0
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so I will start over..0
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tomorrow, maybe. But til then,0
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floss, brush, and shave your0
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back and butt hair till0
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smooth and glossy, like a0
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newborn baby's. Then also remember..0
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I will drink some wine0
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and stare out the window0
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I then grabbed a bottle..0
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of suntan lotion so i0
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could protect myself from the0
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sun that was Hurdling towards0
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Mars instead of Planet Earth...0
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'cause Martian beer is better0
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when you have protection on
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but i forgot my protection0
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so I burned my feet....0
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and that's never fun so0
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let's soak in some ice.0
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Ice melted, I drove my0
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camel across the desert to0
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the bar for a drink0
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and then I farted0
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and peed a little in my pants
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Then came the explosive diarrhea0
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but the right mediation helped0
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