Leaving PRISON soon

just kidding, I am 18 and leaving mexico from court ordered. Nothing serious but I am scared to go back.......been away for about 2-3half years and have nothing left in the states. no parents no money no girl no family that i can find anyways can you offer advice please..............?????????????????
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  • find urself a girl!!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Get a job
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Go to your local running shop and get fitted for shoes
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Get a job

    this is a solid start.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Dude you're 18, you still have youth on your side..there is still time to get your sh1t together. Go back to school and get a job. I'm sure you'll find a girl somewhere along the way and possibly even start a family of your own someday. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and looking for excuses to fail, nothing is impossible if you want it bad enough.

    Good luck!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Get an education. It's importance cannot be overstated
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Get a gringa
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Can you clarify your OP? You were court-ordered to leave Mexico?

    Dude, wtf did you do?!
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    & your fat?
  • pacosal
    pacosal Posts: 107 Member
    Get a gringa

    ^^^^^THIS (it worked for me!!)
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Can you clarify your OP? You were court-ordered to leave Mexico?

    Dude, wtf did you do?!

    Seriously...what exactly do you have to do to get kicked out of Mexico?? :sick:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Were you ordered out of the US and you are now able to return? I'm not sure how an 18 year old gets kicked out of Mexico.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    just kidding, I am 18 and leaving mexico from court ordered. Nothing serious but I am scared to go back.......been away for about 2-3half years and have nothing left in the states. no parents no money no girl no family that i can find anyways can you offer advice please..............?????????????????

    You forgot to direct object.
  • kamakazeekim
    kamakazeekim Posts: 1,183 Member
    Get involved in pro-social activities...school, work, activities in the community. You'll need positive supportive people in your life who can support you during your transition.
  • Lindsay_1984
    Lindsay_1984 Posts: 85 Member
    find urself a girl!!

    Can't think of a worse idea!

    Go to school. Get a job to support yourself while you are in school. Get a roommate so that you can split rent, and make some friends. Then get yourself a career. Focus on that before spending all of your time and money on a girlfriend. Once you've gotten those things under your belt, go for a girl! Good luck!
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Clameater ?
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Clameater ?

    Exactly my first thought.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    OK, so to sumarize: you were ordered out of the US until age 18. Now you're returning and don't know what to do. There are really two options: Get on social services and milk them until the benefits are dry. OR (and, BTW, my preferred option) Get a job, get a home, get a car, get an education, get a better job, get friends, get a girl and make sure you speak well, like, polished and professional when you need to.

    Also: what's a Claimeater?
  • Get an education. It's importance cannot be overstated

    This. Get into school and study hard.
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
    Clameater ?

    Exactly my first thought.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Clameater ?

    Exactly my first thought.

    Mine too, lol!
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    Oh you're set, don't worry. Get on welfare with food stamps and Obamacare. You'll also qualify for the Obamaphone, section 8 housing and free tuition at a local college. Me, on the other hand, have all the things you don't and I'm barely scraping by. Don't make the same mistake! :wink:
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Oh you're set, don't worry. Get on welfare with food stamps and Obamacare. You'll also qualify for the Obamaphone, section 8 housing and free tuition at a local college. Me, on the other hand, have all the things you don't and I'm barely scraping by. Don't make the same mistake! :wink:

    This. Yes. This...oh, wait...no...not this. :grumble: I'm going to go meditate on what it means to have gotten an education and a "real job" and a rental and a car and freedom to do what I want when I want unless it costs over $50...cause then it's too expensive, and I'll have to eat nothing but ramen the rest of the week. I'll just be over here.
  • 1989lukemyers
    1989lukemyers Posts: 158 Member
    go get some education. I a college or uni
    Get a part time job to support yourself doing anything, money is money

    In turn doing the above you will meet lovely new fresh people and maybe just maybe one of them could be a lucky girl but don't go looking for one just work hard get a career behind you first

    Oh and don't forget to kill it at the gym ;)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    the court order part is unclear to me.

    also the clameater part. I am so behind the times. :grumble:
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
    Clameater ?
    lmfao I miss that man!
  • MyJourney1960
    MyJourney1960 Posts: 1,133 Member
    find urself a girl!!

    Can't think of a worse idea!

    Go to school. Get a job to support yourself while you are in school. Get a roommate so that you can split rent, and make some friends. Then get yourself a career. Focus on that before spending all of your time and money on a girlfriend. Once you've gotten those things under your belt, go for a girl! Good luck!
    Or, ummm, grow up?
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Get any job and show up every day. Stay clear of any drugs or drug users.
  • get a nice tat think later
  • I'd say first thought's should be your education, while you're still able to and maybe a part-time job..