Having pizza delivered

wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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What is the minimum amount of clothing required to not get a visit from the police, pepper sprayed, or pointed and laughed at?
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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Underwear (hopefully clean)?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    a strategically placed sock should just about do it.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    depends...are you the deliverer or the receiver?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    depends...are you the deliverer or the receiver?
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  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    a female can answer the door near naked. a guy should be in at least shorts
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    In my experience with pizza drivers, they are probably prepared for anything.

    In my younger days it was almost customary for the pizza driver to bong a beer or take a rip off a bong. Some have even received sexual favors as tips. I highly doubt nudity would shock one.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think that I can manage to pull shorts on. :grumble:
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    a strategically placed sock should just about do it.

    That. You could also write, "Thanks Obama" on your chest and claim 1st amendment. There is actual case law to back you up on that too. ;)
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    In my experience with pizza drivers, they are probably prepared for anything.

    In my younger days it was almost customary for the pizza driver to bong a beer or take a rip off a bong. Some have even received sexual favors as tips. I highly doubt nudity would shock one.

    I used to carry extra condoms to sell along with would you like to have a soda or extra condoms with your pizza sir?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    In my experience with pizza drivers, they are probably prepared for anything.

    In my younger days it was almost customary for the pizza driver to bong a beer or take a rip off a bong. Some have even received sexual favors as tips. I highly doubt nudity would shock one.


    Some have received sexual favors? Have I ever delivered a pizza to you before?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    a female can answer the door near naked. a guy should be in at least shorts

    its possible his pizza person appreciates it he may want more than just the tip
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    anyone order extra anchovies?

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  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    In my experience with pizza drivers, they are probably prepared for anything.

    In my younger days it was almost customary for the pizza driver to bong a beer or take a rip off a bong. Some have even received sexual favors as tips. I highly doubt nudity would shock one.

    Ok, I need to change my career now...
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    As a former delivery driver, we were prepared for just about anything, including getting mugged. I think proper protocol is to just hide behind the door. :)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    IDK if you already got your pizza but it certainly depends on what kind of movies you've been watching. Context in pizza delivery is everything. BTW don't forget the pepperoni.
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    all depends on the delivery person. Peak at them and judge them. Teenage girl prob underwear would be good. Anyone body else just got for socks and hat.
  • toridehaven
    toridehaven Posts: 95
    Probably depends on what sort of tip you plan on giving...
  • mayaocean
    mayaocean Posts: 355 Member
    Probably depends on what sort of tip you plan on giving...

    Just the tip.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    A couple of my girlfriends and I had pizza delivered to our hotel room (we were partying in San Diego for the weekend), and we were seriously thinking about answering the door nude. But we all chickened out. Womp, womp, womp... :tongue:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    As a former delivery driver, we were prepared for just about anything, including getting mugged. I think proper protocol is to just hide behind the door. :)

    Poor pizza delivery people they get sh-t for pay have to rely on their own transportation and are subjected to random junk attacks, muggings, slow stoners, and probably other abuse we dont know about. I will tip well for now on...if we had pizza delivery.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    A couple of my girlfriends and I had pizza delivered to our hotel room (we were partying in San Diego for the weekend), and we were seriously thinking about answering the door nude. But we all chickened out. Womp, womp, womp... :tongue:

    Damn....
    I will deliver ya'll some pizza.. :laugh: :laugh:
  • laneer75
    laneer75 Posts: 45 Member
    My bf is a pizza delivery driver ... and some of the stories he's told me. Wow. He's just happy when the person actually *opens* the door and hasn't passed out before he gets there. One of his favorite places to deliver to is a stripclub ... they always give great tips (monetary!) The place he hates delivering to is the two college campuses, because they generally stiff delivery drivers.
  • CaffeinatedConfectionist
    CaffeinatedConfectionist Posts: 1,046 Member
    Depends, did you order extra sausage?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You can answer the door in lingerie, but only if you are playing porn music and say, "Oh, did someone order pizza?"
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    It's cool guys, shorts and a tank top were fine.
  • jennycina93
    jennycina93 Posts: 127 Member
    My dad used to deliver pizza as a side job. He said a couple answered the door and the husband/boyfriend offered to have his wife/girlfriend flash my dad as a tip. He didn't call the police so I guess any amount of clothing is okay. haha
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    It's cool guys, shorts and a tank top were fine.

    I hope you got pepperoni? And a salad? I'm glad you ate, bro. Sersly.
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    Did somebody order a... large sausage?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Did somebody order a... large sausage?

    Oh, yeah, this!!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    It's cool guys, shorts and a tank top were fine.

    :laugh: :wink: :flowerforyou:

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