Best way to a woman's heart

pawnstarNate
pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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I loan money for a living. Is this the best way to a woman's heart or does my other qualities count. Decent shape, great sense if humor, superior sex drive, bringing home baby penguins
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  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    I loan money for a living. Is this the best way to a woman's heart or does my other qualities count. Decent shape, great sense if humor, superior sex drive, bringing home baby penguins

    a loan? that doesnt sound very giving of you :mad:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Baby penguins would always win my heart, but on a serious note what is your breeding stock like would you be considered a good potential breeding partner to ensure the fitness of the species? Might be best on your next date to bring a copy of your genetic profile and you qualities for producing superior progeny and then the resources you have available for raising said progeny.
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  • colortheworld
    colortheworld Posts: 374 Member
    I loan money for a living. Is this the best way to a woman's heart or does my other qualities count. Decent shape, great sense if humor, superior sex drive, bringing home baby penguins

    Baby penguins. Definitely your best quality. :love:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Baby penguins would always win my heart, but on a serious note what is your breeding stock like would you be considered a good potential breeding partner to ensure the fitness of the species? Might be best on your next date to bring a copy of your genetic profile and you qualities for producing superior progeny and then the resources you have available for raising said progeny.

    Breeding stock? What am I......an animal? Ok ok. Don't answer that
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I believe the best way to her heart is through her stomach. But hey OP, play to your strengths. :flowerforyou:
  • mayaocean
    mayaocean Posts: 355 Member
    Through her uterus
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Pretty sure there was a South Park episode about this.. You have to find the mythical.....

    How you doin'.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Best way to her heart is through her ears
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Pretty sure there was a South Park episode about this.. You have to find the mythical.....



    Female brain?
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    ability to breath through your nose
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Decent shape, great sense if humor, superior sex drive, bringing home baby penguins
    I'do go for the other qualities but where's the sammich making skills?
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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Decent shape, great sense if humor, superior sex drive, bringing home baby penguins
    I'do go for the other qualities but where's the sammich making skills?
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    That's YOUR skill. Get in the kitchen!
  • TheSwollMinister
    TheSwollMinister Posts: 246 Member
    Get her one of these.

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Wait. Who is taking care of these baby penguins? That sounds like a lot of responsibility...
    And you're going to loan me money?
    What sort of interest rates are we talking here?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I would've thought a sharp object to the chest.
  • knekno
    knekno Posts: 20 Member
    The very best way? Cook, wash the dishes, and do all of the laundry (separate before washing, dry and fold). I once read "No man was ever shot while washing dishes."
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    The best way to a woman's heart?

    Shut up, listen to what she has to say and support her rather than trying to fix her problems.

    And be very, very, ridiculously good looking.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I've always heard that the best way to a woman's heart is through her sternum.......
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    The Perfect Man

    The perfect man is gentle
    Never cruel or mean
    He has a beautiful smile
    And keeps his face so clean.

    The perfect man likes children
    And will raise them by your side
    He will be a good father
    As well as a good husband to his bride.

    The perfect man loves cooking
    Cleaning and vacuuming too
    He'll do anything in his power
    To convey his feelings of love on you.

    The perfect man is sweet
    Writing poetry from your name
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And kisses away your pain.

    He never has made you cry
    Or hurt you In any way
    Oh, f*@k this stupid poem
    The perfect man is gay.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    ability to breath through your nose

    valid
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The jaws of life will make swift work of the ribcage. After that, the heart should be easy to access.

    The jaws of life are overkill. I prefer a Sawzall and a pry bar.
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Give her the right amount of attention and make her feel good about herself.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    baby penguins
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Why do you need a woman's heart? They sell cow hearts at the butcher shop. You can't just use one of those?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Now I'm hungry.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    The best way to a woman's heart is to give her life-size posters of Channing Tatum... you know, if she's into that.
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    Best way to her heart is through her ears

    And then follow up with appropriate actions...
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Now I'm hungry.

    :noway: I don't think the baby penguins were supposed to be an appetizer.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Best way to her heart is through her ears

    And then follow up with appropriate actions...

    I'm sure I saw a film one time where....

    Errrr.

    Nevermind.

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