Your fav line from Christmas Vacation ( National Lampoon's )

bikercowboy
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I have way too many to have just one but I will start this with " can't see the lines can ya Russ" ?
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse.
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
    Merry Christmas! ****ter's full.
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Merry Christmas! Sh!tter was full!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Oh and.....

    Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    "That there's an RV"
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    "Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    THE BLESSING!
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse.

    HA HA !!!... YES ...another good one
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    "That there's an RV"

    or maybe better said.... "that there is an rrrrrr v

    LOL
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    Hallelujah! Holy S***! Where's the Tylenol?
  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
    She wrapped up her damn cat!
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
    Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
    She wrapped up her damn cat!

    beat me to it!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an a-hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    How can you pick just one, the movie is just full of favorite lines, but, other than Clark's rant, I'm a fan of, "Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying..nipple??"
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse.

    My fave too!!!!
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    Well, I'm sleeping with your father Audrey. We all must make sacrifices.
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    It's Christmas. We're all miserable.
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    "You surprised to see us Clark?"

    "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?"
  • AusAshMommy
    AusAshMommy Posts: 845 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse.

    My Abso Fave Line from the Whole Movie!
  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
    "Where's Eddie? He usually eats these d_mn things."

    "Not since he found out they were high in cholesterol."
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    $hitters full!
  • _AlabamaSlamma_
    _AlabamaSlamma_ Posts: 216
    Oh, and

    "FIXED THE NEW POST!"
  • _Fenrir_
    _Fenrir_ Posts: 471
    "Remember that metal plate i had in ma head Clark? well, they had to replace it with a plastic one, because every time Kathryn turned on the microwave, i'd piss ma pants and forget who aaa was for a half hour"
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Oh, and

    "FIXED THE NEWEL POST!"

    Fixed that for you, sorry, I am an architect. Newel post.
  • _Fenrir_
    _Fenrir_ Posts: 471
    "Tis the season to be Merry"

    "Well, thats my name"

    "No ****?!"
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    any scene with the demented aunt and her jello
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f-ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *kitten* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse.

    Mine!

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