PROOF THAT SANTA IS CANADIAN, NOT AMERICAN!

KANGOOJUMPS
KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
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Coinicidence or not?????


Red and White NORTH POLE
Red and White CANADIAN FLAG
Red and White Santa outfit.

He'd have to be CANADIAN to live in this white ****.

ha ha ha ha

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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    http://www.canada.com/life/Santa+Canadian+declares+citizenship+minister/1108430/story.html
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Yeah!!!
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Because there is no other pole that has red and white.
    Because there is no other flag that has red and white.
    Because the only costume/outfit in the world with red and white is his.

    Because it only snows in Canada... no where else where people live.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    :flowerforyou:
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Thought he was japanese...
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
    Of course he is Canadian... who else could live in the snow and cold and still be happy?
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    As long as he puts a smile on my face.... he can be from where ever he wants lol
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    Ahem...

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Coinicidence or not?????


    Red and White NORTH POLE
    Red and White CANADIAN FLAG
    Red and White Santa outfit.

    He'd have to be CANADIAN to live in this white ****.

    ha ha ha ha

    The North Pole is in Alaska, though. I have a friend who lives there.
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    I don't care where he is from I just want to rub his belly, tickle his beard and feed em cookies ;-)
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Coinicidence or not?????


    Red and White NORTH POLE
    Red and White CANADIAN FLAG
    Red and White Santa outfit.

    He'd have to be CANADIAN to live in this white ****.

    ha ha ha ha

    The North Pole is in Alaska, though. I have a friend who lives there.

    Yeah, but once you get into Michigan and anywhere north, we are all part Canadian anyway, Eh?
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    The modern day Santa is fictional, so you can write in whatever makes you happy :wink: I know I'm a killer of joy. People have told me so.
  • jcs0530
    jcs0530 Posts: 70 Member
    Oooooo, You just got schooled.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Coinicidence or not?????


    Red and White NORTH POLE
    Red and White CANADIAN FLAG
    Red and White Santa outfit.

    He'd have to be CANADIAN to live in this white ****.

    ha ha ha ha

    The North Pole is in Alaska, though. I have a friend who lives there.

    Yeah, but once you get into Michigan and anywhere north, we are all part Canadian anyway, Eh?
    Good point.

    Though it could be argued that he's Russian.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Because there is no other pole that has red and white.
    Because there is no other flag that has red and white.
    Because the only costume/outfit in the world with red and white is his.

    Because it only snows in Canada... no where else where people live.


    OK, I noticed your Profile Pic...I see this TV Commercial and don't get it. Can you please explain it to Me? Is he supposed to be the late middle aged man who is so secure in hjmself that he will go on the beach with speedos on showing his Pot Belly and NO pen-is print. "The REAL MAN" drinks THIS XXX and don't give a dayyum about what anyone thinks! Is My interpretation on point? :drinker:
  • Markforlife
    Markforlife Posts: 4 Member
    Its pronounced Ho Ho Ho, but its really Eh Eh Eh.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I always thought he was Norwegian
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Just putting this here...continue on...

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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    of course a socialist like that lives in canada



    he probably doesn't even carry a gun
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I'd rather have the substitute Hogfather anyways

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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    I don't care where he is from I just want to rub his belly, tickle his beard and feed em cookies ;-)

    How YOU doin?
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    Santa will forever be Russian and dual wield swords. Official headcanon after watching Rise of the Guardians.
  • Mahihkan
    Mahihkan Posts: 162
    Just putting this here...continue on...

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    That's why winter tires are a must... :bigsmile:
  • willrun4bagels
    willrun4bagels Posts: 838 Member
    I thought he was Finnish. Finnish people certainly think he is.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Santa has his own Canadian postal code - H0H 0H0
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    The modern day Santa is fictional, so you can write in whatever makes you happy :wink: I know I'm a killer of joy. People have told me so.

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