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A wee little overshare... enter at your own risk.

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  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
    Assplode, Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
  • Captain_RG
    Captain_RG Posts: 96 Member
    Wow. That situation sucks, but your storytelling just made my day. lol
  • babellah
    babellah Posts: 21 Member
    Oh my, I can't stop laughing now!
  • allisonrinkel
    allisonrinkel Posts: 224 Member
    Thanks for reminding us of our humanity! Hilarious. Hope it never happens again!
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    How pleasant that this gets bumped up a year later :laugh:
  • sillyrichie
    sillyrichie Posts: 34 Member
    Y'know...I feel bad for laughing but thank you for sharing! I can't even IMAGINE how you felt - my only experience with this sort of "crap" was at home, alone...THANKFULLY!!!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    dear god- I'm sorry- even a year later I'm sorry.

    I had something like this happen to me at work on a mini scale- I was sitting there talking to my old coworkers (who happen to be 10 feet from the bathroom) and I was definitely feeling the- need to go feeling- but nothing urgent.

    Finally wrapped up 2- 3 minutes later- walking - nothing special- nothing urgent at this point- open the bathroom door- take two steps in and blurb blurb.

    What.
    THE.
    FU*K.

    fortunately it was not a large issue- and I keep spare things at my desk- but good lord I was angry- no warning no nothing. Just random *kitten* drippings. NOT happy- especially since it's a community bathroom so this ment multiple awkward trips to the sink.

    sigh.

    bodies seriously seriously suck sometimes on when they choose to rebel!!!

    Glad this got bumped- worth the read!!!!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Hmmm...Holy *kitten* just doesn't seem all too apropriate of an answer for this one lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The good old days.
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    wow, you lived and wrote about it. :flowerforyou:
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
    Bless your heart, may you never experience an assplosion again.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,114 Member
    I have an urge to sticky this.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
    I have an urge to sticky this.

    Yes! It needs to be available for all of those who need a laugh..even a year later.:smile:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I have an urge to stinky this...
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
    Thanks for the laughs at your terrible expense, well written!
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    Jee Jee Jaa Jaaa this is just as good if not better than the Haribo Diet Sugarless Gummies Stories on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I have an urge to sticky this.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    *LOL* Ya know... maybe for quick weight loss solutions?? :)
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    This was a great read thanks for that.
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