How to lose 50 lbs in 2 weeks!

Tonya1979
Tonya1979 Posts: 72 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
haha wouldn't that be SWEET? I have a ways to go but I always think it sure would be nice if I could do this and lose 150 lbs in only a couple months. :)

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  • Michelle_A_Richmond
    Michelle_A_Richmond Posts: 7 Member
    Week 1: Cut off left leg
    Week 2: Cut off right leg

    all done!
  • RedneckWmn
    RedneckWmn Posts: 3,202 Member
    I read the title of this and was thinking "WHAT THE HECK!?" haha...
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
    I hear decapitation works wonders!
  • Shash27
    Shash27 Posts: 172 Member
    Lol Wouldn't we all love that!!
  • Learning2LoveMe
    Learning2LoveMe Posts: 1,430 Member
    Week 1: Cut off left leg
    Week 2: Cut off right leg

    all done!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Our skin weighs about 16 lbs, so if you skin yourself you're almost halfway there! Remove your brain, thats another 6-8 lbs.

    Wouldn't it be great to eat fanastic for a day and workout like the world is gonna end, go to bed, and then wake up at your goal weight. One can dream right? :laugh:

    It's a long road ahead... but I'd rather do it the "right" way and make sure it will stay off.
  • melizerd
    melizerd Posts: 870 Member
    25lbs of that I could get rid of if I chopped off my boobs, I mean really?! Those things are just too big for me right now!
  • mybutterflower
    mybutterflower Posts: 90 Member
    Shelberta, your response literally made me laugh out loud :laugh:
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Awww, I was thinking more along the lines of chopping off the hubby's legs!
  • Tonya1979
    Tonya1979 Posts: 72 Member
    LOL... your replies are cracking me up. I hope you all know that I totally know that it does not happen over night. I am just saying that it is sure a sweet dream hahaha.
  • alska
    alska Posts: 300 Member
    me too! lol

    Shelberta, your response literally made me laugh out loud :laugh:
  • TrainingWithTonya
    TrainingWithTonya Posts: 1,741 Member
    I lost 180 pounds in a minute, back on December 2, 1999. I picked my ex up and threw him out my front door. Best weight loss ever!
  • Snowbunny95
    Snowbunny95 Posts: 47 Member
    I hear decapitation works wonders!

    Nah, that's only about 15 lbs :)
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