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What would you do if a horse walked into your bedroom?

AliceRoseHooperAC
AliceRoseHooperAC Posts: 58
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
My little sister just asked me this. I am lost for an answer.
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  • Ainar
    Ainar Posts: 858 Member
    Ride it? Is this a sex joke or something? O_o
  • misschoppo
    misschoppo Posts: 463 Member
    :laugh:
    Ride it? Is this a sex joke or something? O_o
  • arcana7609
    arcana7609 Posts: 212 Member
    Ask it not to poop on my carpet.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    adopt it :)
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Is your bedroom surrounded by Hay?

    If not - seems you have a fairly huge house
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Ask why the long face.
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    Be very still and slowly climb out the window. *I'm in a one story house* Wait should I get my kids? I have this same fear about a bear breaking into my house.
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    My little sister just asked me this. I am lost for an answer.

    Well its clear to see why the horse walked into your bedroom!

    We are talking about a horse here right?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    is this a Catherine the Great joke? :huh:
  • jonmscharff
    jonmscharff Posts: 72 Member
    Say, "Wow, you almost gave me a nightmare!" Lol
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    is this a Catherine the Great joke? :huh:

    :laugh: I hear she was a real "horse lover."
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    Pet it and brush it!!! lol then figure out where in the hell it came from!!! haha
  • tiddles_yeah
    tiddles_yeah Posts: 117 Member
    Im pretty sure this is what would happen :

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_tNRoDM8U
  • TheyCallMeMISTERChace
    TheyCallMeMISTERChace Posts: 1,019
    "Is that all you've got?"
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Call Animal Control. Or, since I amost certainly don't have their number, I'd honestly probably call 911. At least they stand a chance of knowing who I should actually contact.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Eat it
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Pet it and brush it!!! lol then figure out where in the hell it came from!!! haha

    Probably the neighhhbours'.
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    pull the blank up over my head
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Ask him why he's trying to be my Mr. Ed.
    Not into that.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.
  • cybersheel
    cybersheel Posts: 145 Member
    Ask if it's read the book, 'Fifty shades of hay'.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I would probably think that someone had slipped a hallucinogen in my drink.
  • taeliesyn
    taeliesyn Posts: 1,116 Member
    Depends on the horse, but do my best to calmly extract it.
    Regardless of the horse, but especially if it were one of my I would be wondering where the feck it came from and how it got to my house.
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
    Slaughter it for the protein.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    1. Stare at it and try to remember if I took anything that may have been a mind altering drug that day (or think that all the "experimenting" in my teen years finally caught up with me).

    2. Stare at it waiting for it to turn into a unicorn because I must be dreaming.

    3. After determining it's neither of the above I would finally get up and pet it and try to figure out what to do with it before it sh1ts.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.

    Haha same thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic! Lol
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
    Try the Mongo from Blazing Saddles approach
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.



    Relative of yours?
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