What would you do if a horse walked into your bedroom?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Ask him why he's trying to be my Mr. Ed.
    Not into that.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.
  • cybersheel
    cybersheel Posts: 145 Member
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    Ask if it's read the book, 'Fifty shades of hay'.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I would probably think that someone had slipped a hallucinogen in my drink.
  • taeliesyn
    taeliesyn Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Depends on the horse, but do my best to calmly extract it.
    Regardless of the horse, but especially if it were one of my I would be wondering where the feck it came from and how it got to my house.
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Slaughter it for the protein.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    1. Stare at it and try to remember if I took anything that may have been a mind altering drug that day (or think that all the "experimenting" in my teen years finally caught up with me).

    2. Stare at it waiting for it to turn into a unicorn because I must be dreaming.

    3. After determining it's neither of the above I would finally get up and pet it and try to figure out what to do with it before it sh1ts.
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
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    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.

    Haha same thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic! Lol
  • TexasOFT76
    TexasOFT76 Posts: 475 Member
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    Try the Mongo from Blazing Saddles approach
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    roll out!! Horses are scary!

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    that's not a horse. that's a donkey.



    Relative of yours?
  • ex11b90
    ex11b90 Posts: 57 Member
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    First I'd yell at my dog for allowing the thing to enter my bedroom. Then I'd send him on the attack to buy me time to retrieve my weapon...I wouldn't use it, I'd sit back and enjoy the epic battle of my 'killer' beagle taking on Mr Ed, 32lbs of fury vs 1500lbs of horse!!
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
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    I used to have dreams about this as a child, except it was moose that came into my bedroom, not a horse :indifferent:
  • HouseWolf1960
    HouseWolf1960 Posts: 27
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    kill it and cut in pieces to eat later.

    Anyone knows how much protein is in it so i can log it later?


    Edit

    Generic - Horse Meat

    Servings: 100 g 1 g
    Calories 133
    Sodium 53 mg
    Total Fat 5 g
    Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 0 g
    Total Carbs 0 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g
    Dietary Fiber 0 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g
    Sugars 0 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 21 g
    Cholesterol 52 mg
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
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    I would make the horse aware that it's hung like me. :wink:
  • A_nonymous2
    A_nonymous2 Posts: 366 Member
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    Realize that Santa finally got my Christmas list from when i was 12~
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
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    Check I hadn't fallen asleep in a barn....again
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    Check I hadn't fallen asleep in a barn....again
    this....

    or put it back in his stall. Although I can't remember ever having a horse get into the house... and I lived on a ranch LMAO
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Finally, someone else that lives in a barn.
  • Phildog47
    Phildog47 Posts: 255 Member
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    Say "It's time to prove the neigh sayers wrong!"

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