What would you do if a horse walked into your bedroom?

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  • ex11b90
    ex11b90 Posts: 57 Member
    First I'd yell at my dog for allowing the thing to enter my bedroom. Then I'd send him on the attack to buy me time to retrieve my weapon...I wouldn't use it, I'd sit back and enjoy the epic battle of my 'killer' beagle taking on Mr Ed, 32lbs of fury vs 1500lbs of horse!!
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    I used to have dreams about this as a child, except it was moose that came into my bedroom, not a horse :indifferent:
  • HouseWolf1960
    HouseWolf1960 Posts: 27
    kill it and cut in pieces to eat later.

    Anyone knows how much protein is in it so i can log it later?


    Edit

    Generic - Horse Meat

    Servings: 100 g 1 g
    Calories 133
    Sodium 53 mg
    Total Fat 5 g
    Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 0 g
    Total Carbs 0 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g
    Dietary Fiber 0 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g
    Sugars 0 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 21 g
    Cholesterol 52 mg
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
    I would make the horse aware that it's hung like me. :wink:
  • A_nonymous2
    A_nonymous2 Posts: 366 Member
    Realize that Santa finally got my Christmas list from when i was 12~
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
    Check I hadn't fallen asleep in a barn....again
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Check I hadn't fallen asleep in a barn....again
    this....

    or put it back in his stall. Although I can't remember ever having a horse get into the house... and I lived on a ranch LMAO
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Finally, someone else that lives in a barn.
  • Phildog47
    Phildog47 Posts: 255 Member
    Say "It's time to prove the neigh sayers wrong!"
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    Wonder who slipped me a hallucinogen in my sleep.....................
  • Phildog47
    Phildog47 Posts: 255 Member
    You look just like Sarah Jessica Parker
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Ask my wife if she would be ok with Sarah Jessica Parker joining us...
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    I would seriously be curious/concerned about how the hell it managed to get all the way into the bedroom considering our entrance doors are locked and the doorways between the rooms probably wouldn't allow an animal of that size to pass through very easily.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    I'd be surprised. I live in an urban area with not a lot of horses.

    I like horses. I'd hope I can find a way to get it out and get it back to a safer place more conducive to horses.
  • princessofredrock
    princessofredrock Posts: 382 Member
    image inappropriate

    :laugh:
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    Assuming I wasn't on anything...

    I would assume that a serial killer possessed by an evil spirit had just killed another young woman.
    Let's see who gets the reference.
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
    make sure it's the whole horse and not just the head

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC1_tdnZq1A
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
    Ask if it's read the book, 'Fifty shades of hay'.

    And then give him peanut butter and wait for the Mr. Ed impressions
  • squishybarb
    squishybarb Posts: 72 Member
    Depends on how big it was. Offer it a carrot, maybe.:flowerforyou:

    Used to ride horses when I was a kid. Went to random stable with mom and friend for a "trail ride." They asked me if I had experience riding, I said yes. They told me they were putting me on a horse that was near-sighted, didn't tell me the poor thing was nearly blind. It took off running across the pasture, into the woods, through the trees and bushes... runs back out in the opposite direction of everyone else, bleeding, while I was hanging on screaming and crying for my mom. :laugh:

    Haven't been on a horse since.. supposed to come in on horseback for my wedding. Should probably get back on before then.:smooched:
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    shake my head and say neigh neigh sir... wrong room...Now where is your cowboy;)
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
    Go back to bed. Wake me up when it is a unicorn or the TARDIS
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Make sure he knew I wasn't into interspecies erotica.
  • Triciad811
    Triciad811 Posts: 268 Member
    name him George
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    explicit.image .edited

    :laugh:
  • AliceRoseHooperAC
    AliceRoseHooperAC Posts: 58
    Pet it and brush it!!! lol then figure out where in the hell it came from!!! haha

    Probably the neighhhbours'.

    hahahahahaha
  • AliceRoseHooperAC
    AliceRoseHooperAC Posts: 58
    Ask if it's read the book, 'Fifty shades of hay'.

    And then give him peanut butter and wait for the Mr. Ed impressions

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • AliceRoseHooperAC
    AliceRoseHooperAC Posts: 58
    when she asked me i questioned her sanity.

    really though what could you do?!

    I guess i'd just walk it downstairs and put it outside and hope for the best.

    Once my brother stole a goat off an allotment and woke up with it in his room. I think this may have been where she got the idea, but seeing as she's only 6, her imagination went slightly further than a drunken livestock theft.
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    roll out!! Horses are scary!
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    LOL

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