Holiday Spirit: Dear ____, suck it. *mandatory pic*

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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Dear COO,

Because you are continually inept and I had to own your sorry butt this morning in front of a roomful of people when I really didn't want to, please take this opportunity suck it.

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  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Dear Coffee Pot,

    Thanks for breaking on me. Functioning uncaffeinated with co-workers this morning was not easy.


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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Dear everyone getting engaged this month,

    Suck it!! I hope you're all divorced by 2015.

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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Dear stupid head cold:

    LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE ALREADY!

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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Dear mods of the My Favourite Pony forums, for being so arbitrary in your meting out of strikes without any consideration as to context or source.................... bless your hearts and have a very Merry Christmas.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Hmmm, I don't have anyone I want to tell to suck it, but I'm gonna post this gif for you. Hi Mister Universe!

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    To my co-worker who thought she'd get me in trouble with the boss with her stooopid email...

    You failed! Suck it!

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  • TeamDale1
    TeamDale1 Posts: 52
    Dear Job,

    I spend more time with you than with my wife and kids. I am beginning to resent and hate you.
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  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Dear Ex Boyfriend,

    For that day in June when I stopped home at lunchtime only to find that you had packed up your stuff because you had decided that morning to move out and away?

    DON'T suck it! I'm so happy now that you did! :drinker:

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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Dear agency owner that embezzled ALL the money from my escrow account a week before Christmas - SUCK IT!

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  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Dear soon to be ex-husband,

    While I appreciate us having the ability to be civil, please stop trying to be my "buddy" and joke around with me like nothing is wrong. You send me one more email/text with "lol" at the end I will lose my ****.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Dear email I received this morning about not leaving work early,

    I'm leaving anyway.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Hmmm, I don't have anyone I want to tell to suck it, but I'm gonna post this gif for you. Hi Mister Universe!

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    Hi CupcakeDammit!

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    to whomever said you should go see a doctor if you still have wood 4 hours after taking viagara--- suck it!

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Dear Pornhub,

    I scoff at your 5 video limit. Suck it.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Dear Pornhub,

    I scoff at your 5 video limit. Suck it.

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    Dearest Odusgolp,

    Something tells me you might be a little deeper into porn than you realize. There is help available. :flowerforyou:

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  • amwoidyla
    amwoidyla Posts: 257 Member
    Dear prospective students,

    I really, really value punctuality. When you're late it makes me eternally angry and you're automatically on my S-List.
    It messes up the schedule and I'm the one who has to take the brunt of anger from everyone else because you couldn't prioritize your time.

    Get it together.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Dear prospective students,

    I really, really value punctuality. When you're late it makes me eternally angry and you're automatically on my S-List.
    It messes up the schedule and I'm the one who has to take the brunt of anger from everyone else because you couldn't prioritize your time.

    Get it together.


    Ahem. This thread started two hours ago.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Dear prospective students,

    I really, really value punctuality. When you're late it makes me eternally angry and you're automatically on my S-List.
    It messes up the schedule and I'm the one who has to take the brunt of anger from everyone else because you couldn't prioritize your time.

    Get it together.

    Dear prospective teacher,

    The topic title states, "Holiday Spirit: Dear ____, suck it. *mandatory pic*"

    You did not follow the rules.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Dear prospective students,

    I really, really value punctuality. When you're late it makes me eternally angry and you're automatically on my S-List.
    It messes up the schedule and I'm the one who has to take the brunt of anger from everyone else because you couldn't prioritize your time.

    Get it together.

    No pic. Zee minus. :flowerforyou:

    In the meantime, found derivative art that is pertinent.

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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Dear Pornhub,

    I scoff at your 5 video limit. Suck it.

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    Dearest Odusgolp,

    Something tells me you might be a little deeper into porn than you realize. There is help available. :flowerforyou:

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    3 pairs of Teets AND Bacon in one picture...
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  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Dear Work, suck it. The end.
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  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Dear world, suck it...im gonna dance :drinker:

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  • kandyjay
    kandyjay Posts: 265
    Dear everyone getting engaged this month,

    Suck it!! I hope you're all divorced by 2015.

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    AGREED! hahahaha
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    To the whiny punk at work who asked for advice, didn't follow it and NOW wants more advice/help
    You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary it's right between *kitten* & Syphilis!

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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Dear ex coworker that threw a temper tantrum and walked out on us last week and supervisor who acts like a butthurt manchild... go suck each other.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Dear Stupid Racquetball That Hit Me in the MOUTH Today,

    That hurt. Right in the feels.

    Becuase you weren't manly enough to make me spit blood, you know what to do.

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Dear selfish shoppers...so absorbed in your own day, in your own needs....and pay no attention to anyone else around you. I have dodged so many grocery carts this week from people so focused on commercial things and getting their needs met that they lose any and all manners they may have once possessed. grrrrr!

    I don't have a good gif. Someone put one up for me! lol!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Dear Stupid Racquetball That Hit Me in the MOUTH Today,

    That hurt. Right in the feels.

    Becuase you weren't manly enough to make me spit blood, you know what to do.

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