I am...

Timshel_
Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
...the real Santa! Sit on my lap and tell me your dreams, ermm....what you want for Christmas.

Dear Santa Chael, I want _________________________________________

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  • marcon125
    marcon125 Posts: 259 Member
    just the simple joy of watching my son's face light up on Christmas morning. :)

    Love the beard, Chael!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I dream of world domination. Please share your plans to achieve this goal with me.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I dream of world domination. Please share your plans to achieve this goal with me.

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I want a three pound candy bar. And the ability to eat it and have it make me lose like...eleven pounds.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I am, I am, I am
    I said I wanna get next to you
    I said I gonna get close to you
    You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    just the simple joy of watching my son's face light up on Christmas morning. :)

    Love the beard, Chael!

    :)
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I am, I am, I am Superman. And I can do anything.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I want a three pound candy bar. And the ability to eat it and have it make me lose like...eleven pounds.

    Eat it all at once. This is a cleanse.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am, I am, I am Superman. And I can do anything.


    You don't really love that guy you make it with now do you?
    I know you don't love that guy 'cause I can see right through you.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am, I am, I am
    I said I wanna get next to you
    I said I gonna get close to you
    You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I dream of world domination. Please share your plans to achieve this goal with me.

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    Not good enough! I need RESULTS!!! RESULTS!!!
    Ah, I guess I'll have to settle.
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
    .....looking forward to Christmas being over!!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    .....looking forward to Christmas being over!!

    Ditto. I think I love you.
  • dsimmons107
    dsimmons107 Posts: 387 Member
    .....looking forward to Christmas being over!!

    This!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    .....looking forward to Christmas being over!!

    Ditto. I think I love you.

    I shall grant this in just a few days.

    The Christmas being over part. I don't do lust, ermmm...love.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I want a Red Ryder BB Gun....
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I want a Red Ryder BB Gun....

    You'll put your eye out with that thing!!!
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I want a Red Ryder BB Gun....

    You'll put your eye out with that thing!!!

    Thank you for not leaving me hanging! :laugh:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I want a Red Ryder BB Gun....

    You'll put your eye out with that thing!!!

    Thank you for not leaving me hanging! :laugh:

    I've got your back F.A.S.G.!! :wink: :drinker:
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    I am, I am, I am Superman. And I can do anything.


    You don't really love that guy you make it with now do you?
    I know you don't love that guy 'cause I can see right through you.

    :heart:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Ich bin die Krampus.

    I got your back.

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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Krampus! Krampus! Krampus! Christmas Demon!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSBzv0AopY
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Vodka. Sex. Candy.




    That is all.